Sweet baby Jebus on a pogo stick! I mean, WTF? She got away light in my book. Imagine going to a party (of whatever sorts that one was) and ripping your ex-girlfriend\'s boob off! Two and a half years? Shyeah!
Also, OUCH!!!
EDIT: Also, my sloganizer just read: \"Swing your Mirza\". Well, swing\'em if you got\'em...