Paintender? I\'ll say!

Primeval

New member
Ok ,so I am looking at the latest batch of Reaper greens (5-16-05) and there are some pretty neat figures, but I have to ask:

WHAT THE *&#* IS THE PAINTENDER HOLDING IN HER RIGHT HAND?!?!?!?

http://reapermini.com/?nav=Models&sub=Greens


???:eek:

Talk about pain, geez.....
 

philologus

Subgenius
Very deviant. Maybe it\'s just a tadpole, or rattle. It could be one of those drum things from Karate Kid. I hope it\'s not what I think it is. Either way SaxonAngel will get a kick out of this one.
 

finn17

New member
It\'s a fish....

Originally posted by Primeval
WHAT THE *&#* IS THE PAINTENDER HOLDING IN HER RIGHT HAND?!?!?!?
I think you must have a masochistic streak to see it any differently???;)
 

Primeval

New member
Originally posted by finn17
Originally posted by Primeval
WHAT THE *&#* IS THE PAINTENDER HOLDING IN HER RIGHT HAND?!?!?!?
I think you must have a masochistic streak to see it any differently???;)

I am going to have to Google \"penis fish\" then....

Note to self: Refuse any invitations from Finn to come over and see his fish tank...
 

Mosch

Active member
I squinted as hard as I could, I still couldn\'t identify any Penis. I have no idea what it could be, though...
 
S

Sturmhalo

Guest
Dunno what the silly biatch is holding...

I was more confused by the name though to be honest. Kept reading it as \'Paint ender\' rather than \'Pain tender\'. Reaper really should seperate the two words.

lol
 

finn17

New member
We need a better picture...

I\'ve blown it up but it doesn\'t help.
fishknob3xb.jpg


Okay, maybe it doesn\'t look like anything you\'d find in a fishtank, but it doesn\'t look like anything I keep in my boxers either. (unless it\'s turned green and grown eyes...again)
 

Modderrhu

New member
That girl has got her priorities right - it\'s a monstrous, half-unwrapped chocolate bar! Oh yes, sweetheart, you can pleasure me any time! (Famous last words?)
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Me want Hill Giant!!

I think she has one of those stress reliever balloons in her hand. The kind that has a face on it, and when you squeeze it the eyeballs pop out.
 

Modderrhu

New member
My balls also pop out when I\'m sque... oh, eyeballs. Oh well, we can always dream.

Aye, that hillgiant is pretty decent indeed. But me wants that elven sorceress, though she\'d be a pita to paint. Incredible detail on that high elf mage too. :) As for the dwarven blacksmith, well, I never thought I\'d be able to see the difference between male and female dwarfs - I\'ve always had to grope a feel till now. :|~
 
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