Ok, I\'ve only ever seen one stripper live and that was by accident...
Back in the olden days when Mrs Bulp was just Girlfriend Bulp I went to stay with her and her family in Poland for New Years. She took me to a party that was hosted by her Mum\'s office (perfectly respectable cable manufaturing company) and the entertainment consisted of a small band, a magic act, ballroom dancers and a stripper. At first we thought she was just a very bad dancer until her top fell off and she carried on. I have a feeling that this may be the reason I\'ve stayed with her so long, the chance that there may be more strippers in the future. Incidentally, the main thing I remember about that night (apart from not knowing the polish signs for gents/ladies) was having the ballroom dancer fall on me as she couldn\'t stop spinning.