Pirates of the Carribean...

ipaintminis

Active member
markus...like this?

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just for you....:p
 

Rab

Member
Originally posted by finn17
I have still got *XXX* to watch..the Vin Diesel thing. That\'s been sitting on the shelf for ages as well, but that\'s not going to impress me is it???

No, no it isn\'t. The producers obviously tried to fit in every \"extreme\" sport they could think of and Diesel Van wears a sheepskin coat for halfof the movie.
He\'s meant to be an ultra-cool Bond type figure for the new millenium and he looks like a football manager from the 70s.

Poor, very poor.

Liked Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick though.

Rab.
 

finn17

New member
Ah...he does redeem himself then?

Originally posted by Rab
....Liked Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick though.Rab.
I guessed that was likely to be the case with XXX from the adverts I have seen. I misjudged POTC however, so I was also kinda hopeful that XXX might not also be the pile of pants I was expecting... I\'ll just brace myself then...:D
 

MarkusTay

New member
Originally posted by Modderrhu
Mark\'s life would be complete if it was an undead male pirate nun. :innocent:
No, no, no... an undead pirate nun dog... in bondage! lol

I\'m sorry people, but I have to leave you all now...





You see, I\'ve got a new woman in my life and we are going to run away together...








Isn\'t she a babe?

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Thanks Becca, she\'s perfect!

(Now how do I break the news to my wife?) ??? ;)

lol:bouncy::flip:
 

finn17

New member
Holy smoke...

She doesn\'t scare me as much as the flag behind her (She\'s quite a babe)

Just trying to keep Markus on his toes..:innocent:
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by finn17
Originally posted by supervike
because she is red haired and British....

thats enough for me!
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I stand corrected.

XXX...sorry but that movie freaking SUCKED! I agree about Pitch Black and Riddick. They were actually pretty cool.

About the eye patch wearing nun...I\'m not sure who she is really, but she has a show on the religious channel here in Iowa. I flip past her every once in a while. I\'d stay to watch, but it BURNS IT BURNS...lol
 

MarkusTay

New member
I\'ve seen her too...

(use cheesy pirate voice)

\"Arrrr ye scurvy sinners...avast ye... I\'ll tie yer to the yardarm and have ye keel-hauled... now past around them thar co-lekchin plates and fillum with booty... Arrrrr...\"

lol:bouncy::flip:

A luverly woman... ;)
 

Skrit

Member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by Skrit

And I totally agree about Kate! Even in Lotr, I didn\'t really like her!
Hate to tell you but that\'s the wrong Kate. :0

Kate Winslett was the girl in Titanic.
Cate Blanchett was in LotR ( and she\'s Australian).

Ok I\'m a smart A**e. :D

Whooops!!! :duh: Well I don\'t like the both of \'em I tell ya!lol
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
lousy joke, but still funny:




Why are Pirates called Pirates?
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Cos they Arrrrrrrr!




[size=-2]Goes and stands in corner for that one.[/size]
 

TAB Studio

New member
A pirate related kinda..

Pirate swaggers to bar with a ship helm sticking up from his pants he asks for a beer.
The astonished bartender looks at the steering wheel \"Man doesn\'t that hurt!\"
Pirate replies
\"Arrrrrrgh ... it\'s driving me nuts!\"
 

Sithtainius

New member
Darn....

That was the pirate joke I was gonna use, TAB....

oh well, have to drop to the really bad one...

why didn\'t the Pirate let his son watch the movie?
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\'cos it was rated ARRRRR!!!
 

supervike

Super Moderator
pirate joke...

What has Eight Arms and Eight Legs?

Eight Pirates...

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A pirate is in a bar, telling of his adventures.
He has a peg-leg, hook for a hand, and an eye patch.

\"How\'d you get the peg-leg\" asks a patron.

\"arrr, I fell overboard, and before me mates could pull me in, a shark ate me leg\"

\"What about the hook?\" The patron asks.

\"We were stealin bootie from a cutter, and a scallywag cut it off\"

\"What about the patch?\" the patron asks.

\"Arr...a seagull crapped in me eye\"

\"And that made you lose your eye?!\"

\"no, it was me first day with the hook\".....
 

MarkusTay

New member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
lousy joke, but still funny:

Why are Pirates called Pirates?
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Cos they Arrrrrrrr!

[size=-2]Goes and stands in corner for that one.[/size]
Aaarrrggggh! Ye should be tied to ther mizzan mast and horse whipped fer dat! Aaarrrrr...


Just to \'top\' that with a worse pirate joke...

Whats a Buccaneer?
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A hell of a lot to pay for corn.




(hides in other corner)
 

tooshy

Active member
Aaaahhhhh! Me Hearties

....bring me a new cabin boy - I split the last!!! ;)

Johnny Depp.......yum yum yum *quickly looks round to see if Avicenna has spotted me typing this*

I have the HLBS pirate model too - got it at Salute 2004, but typically he ain\'t painted yet :rolleyes:

PS Anyone seen my buccaneers ???
 

MarkusTay

New member
Just stumbled across another one...

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Baron LeBone, part of Reaper\'s Warlord mercenaries.

What I don\'t get is that this guy is listed with the mercenaries instead of with the other dead pirates. Oh well... who cares?

It\'s still pretty cool. :D
 
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