Please, for the love of jiminy

Modderrhu

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Why, vike? Where\'d you shove the other eight?

An AT-AT can\'t cross a flippin\' bridge, and Gandalf can shoot sparks out his mouth and his arse. Gandalf would totally pwn an AT-AT.
 

Undave

Flockwit
atatwrangler.jpg


Gandalf: the ultimate AT-AT wrangler
 

Talion

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
An AT-AT can\'t cross a flippin\' bridge, and .

A flippin bridge, now that would be difficult , first thing you know your crossing have a good old day........next thing you know it\'s flipped and your falling to a bone crushing death.

how fickle fate can be
 

Yetie

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I think Gandalf would kick AT-AT ass, why you ask I\'ll tell ya why. He has a big stick, and with that big stick he can poke the AT-AT to death.

The real question is Gandalf Vs Chuck Norris who is really the hardest fictional character of all time.

I vote Chuck, I\'m scared that if I dont he will find me. :no:
 

Talion

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Originally posted by Yetie


The real question is Gandalf Vs Chuck Norris who is really the hardest fictional character of all time.

Ah the old tradition of Beard Wrestling......I vote for Gandalf he has a long experienced beard
 

Undave

Flockwit
I think we\'re all losing sight of the real issue here, which is this:

How much wood would a zombie Chuck chuck if a zombie Chuck could chuck wood?
 

AsgardUK

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Originally posted by matty1001
I vaguely remember Luke going up and cutting a panel out, then chucking a grenade in. The at At At falling over?



he used a tow rope broken off the snow speeder to get up to the hatch...
 

Talion

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Originally posted by Undave
I think we\'re all losing sight of the real issue here, which is this:

How much wood would a zombie Chuck chuck if a zombie Chuck could chuck wood?

Refering to another topic currently in use........it would depend on how much of him had decompossed away, the type of wood chuck is chucking.

There\'s so many variables.............i refuse to continue until you give me more specifics, hows a man supposed to answer a question like this with so much information missing...........sheesh
 

supervike

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Originally posted by Yetie

The real question is Gandalf Vs Chuck Norris who is really the hardest fictional character of all time.

Um, sorry, but Chuck Norris is not fictional.

You take that back!
 

Yetie

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o come on the issue of Chuck being hard is fictional.....

O no Chuck I didnt mean it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

Zora

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Originally posted by Undave
I think we\'re all losing sight of the real issue here, which is this:

How much wood would a zombie Chuck chuck if a zombie Chuck could chuck wood?

GREAT! Now I need to change my pants, you made me laugh so hard!lol
 

Undave

Flockwit
Or possibly; how much blood would a vampire Chuck up chuck, if a vampire Chuck had chugged too much blood?


Vive la pointless post :bouncy::moon:
 

uberdark

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the problem is that everyone is forgetting the most important thing....what happens when you throw an ewok into the equation....it just shoots the whole gandalf/at-at thing all to heck....

when wicket shows up he single-handedly kills them all AND becomes the new emperor all at once.

this real picture shows what happened to gandalf and an at-at seconds before they were destroyed by a wooden spear and two logs.


wicket.jpg
 

Undave

Flockwit
Damn you Uberstup.... Uberdark you win this time.

It took me ages to airbrush that giant ewok out of the picture lol
 

treide

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You actually don\'t even need to bring Wicket into the picture - that giant snow beast on Hoth was just 4 Ewoks cleverly disguised. Its a good thing the Endor Ewoks didn\'t find out what Luke did to their cousins.

Jawas are actually Sand Ewoks.

Ugnaughts are just Ewoks that have been corrupted by the Emperor, who is actually Saruman in disguise.

Which brings us back to the original thread point - AT-ATs are Imperial constructs, therefore made by Saruman. Since Saruman was ultimately killed by Grima Wormtongue, Grima can clearly take out any AT-AT.

Plus, if Grima were ever killed, he would come back as a demonic Chucky doll, and we all know they are impossible to destroy.
 
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