PM spam

[Nomis]

Does she know klute?

Just a thought have you told her that you have broadcast her offer across the internet?

If she doesn\'t know and finds out you may be out of a bit of fun - make the best of that bleach and scrubbing brush - that might be the best you getlol

 

[Naukhel]

Noone will guess his password in a million years???

I\'m guessing now.
It hasn\'t been a million years, yet.
Doesn\'t mean I\'m right.

My guess.....

puppydogsarecute

Was I right, Klute? Do you have to change it again?
:bouncy:

(Note for all: This is for HUMOUR.)

 

[tooshy]

Blimey....

..now there\'s an offer you can\'t refuse Klute lol Enjoy!

[/Mental note to self] Find Peter\'s CMON password :innocent: [/regret this posting]

 

[Godlikebuthumble]

Lucky bast***, you...

 

[Frustrated Father]

(rolling)

This has been a damn entertaining post. I started it out like \'man, that isn\'t good\' and then ended up laughing all the way through your last post and Tooshy\'s.

 

[Zora]

ROTFL!

Still, Mr Hand is on tap, so to speak

God, Rev! I laughed so hard my co-workers started asking me what was so funny and wanted me to share!

I had to say I had just thought of something funny, is all...lol

Stop, I\'m gonna pee!

 

[Zora]

I on the other hand am going to have a jolly good wrestle with the bald-headed champ. I\'m on top of the world!

Well, there I go! Time to go clean myself!
Thanks, Rev!:moon:

 

[Klute]

I was going to delete this thread on the grounds of decency.


Then thought what the hell we all need a good laugh,

Even if it is at my expense.


I will update you later to let you know if it was worth the hassle.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Zora, I want to see a bottle of your pee as proof!

Further to that, I would also like to inform you all of a hankering I have for hot lip-action. Are we getting closer to code red here?

 

[Nomis]

Don\'t do that!

Originally posted by Klute
I was going to delete this thread on the grounds of decency.

How do I get to 500 and seniorhood if it\'s one step forward two steps back all the time - irresponsible deletion of threads is to be frowned on

Two more to go by my count

 

[RedDawn]

Originally posted by Klute
I was going to delete this thread on the grounds of decency.


Then thought what the hell we all need a good laugh,

Even if it is at my expense.


I will update you later to let you know if it was worth the hassle.

You better say it was even if it isn\'t or you\'ll NEVER get another offer like it again!

 

[airhead]

listen to the lady... she gives good advice..

Nomis, hang in there chap,,, looking forward to your posting party.

 

[Infidel Castro]

And the lady behind the counter said...

Blowjob eh? That\'ll be £20 please.

 

[Legacy Account]

lol

LMFAO!

This thread has been the funniest in ages. I didn\'t just laugh. I snorted and snotted!

You are all deviants....:flip:

 

[Infidel Castro]

But really, I am so impressed we haven\'t got shut down. Any movement yet Mark?

 

[Legacy Account]

Lucky bastard!

My PM\'s would more than likely read:

\"The bog needs scraping - put that bloody computer down!\"

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by reverend
And the Lady at the counter said:
Blowjob eh? That\'ll be £20 please.

You can get that over the counter now?

Where would that be? Purely for RESEARCH reasons, mind you!

 

[marineboy]

In the immortal words of Chucky Margolis...

..No, thanks, I\'m tryin\'ta cut down!

 

[Klute]

Nothing yet gang though I promise to let you know as soon it hots up.

Im off round me mates to borrow some porn.

 

[RedDawn]

Originally posted by Zora

Originally posted by reverend
And the Lady at the counter said:
Blowjob eh? That\'ll be £20 please.

You can get that over the counter now?

Where would that be? Purely for RESEARCH reasons, mind you!

I don\'t really think it\'s OTC here in the states, but the flight to Amsterdam isn\'t too bad I\'ve heard.