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[Klute]

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ok that was our lass playing silly buggers.

This is the situation at the moment.
The kids are bathed and tucked up in bed asleep.Ive done the washing up and even made her a cup of bloody tea.Ive been in the bath and scrubbed the bobbies.Ive splashed on the Hi Karate and put on my best Simpsons boxer shorts,

now here the clincher.......

What tunes do I put on the ghettoblaster.?

A......good old Luther
B......a bit of Whitney
C.......old faithfull.....Celine


Sorry theres no Barry White cos I burried the CDs in the garden when the main man copped it.

 

[Sturmhalo]

I\'d go for Napalm Death.

Try their Harmony Corruption album for starters!

lol

 

[No Such Agency]

Sorry theres no Barry White cos I burried the CDs in the garden when the main man copped it.

Wow, that\'s pretty... extreme. Couldn\'t you have maybe just poured some scotch on the ground or something There\'s still that episode of the Simpsons where he sings to the snakes I guess.

I\'d just like to augment this thread with a link to SaxonAngel\'s latest submission. You\'ll all like it, trust me.

 

[Klute]

@NSA

I didnt notice the \"saddles\" on that figure before.lol

Right Ive plumped for Celine....no competition really.
Im off to see if I can last to track 4.

 

[Legacy Account]

That\'s one hell of a lot of effort for a single BJ.

The power of fellatio is amazing.......


4 tracks by Celine Dion?? Nobody can listen to that much filth in one sitting!!

 

[marineboy]

This is all very fine and dandy, boys, but I had some crumpet last night, and, well, knowing the wife....it\'s gonna be a while before it happens again....now I\'m even more depressed...

:~~~(

 

[Legacy Account]

Time for a divorce I think.

That or pull your socks up lad!lol

 

[Klute]

OK here we go

The lights are dimmed and Celine is screaming,

wish me luck.

 

[Mosch]

Orginal gepostet von Klute
Ive done the washing up and even made her a cup of bloody tea.

BLOODY TEA! HE\'S THE SON OF SATAN! HE\'S PLANNING A SATANIC ORGY!!! BURN HIM, QUICKLY!

I love Caps Lock.

 

[Dikhed]

actually, I know a Nail salon that YOU CAN get that over the counter. Very sweet oriental ladies, if your into that sorta thing. I \'ve also heard of a service that delivers girls for parties and other groups, and the prices are supposedly quite reasonable.

As far as my personnel life goes, however, my wife tells me to take matters into my own hands.

(Klute, you lucky f__king bastitch)lol

 

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by reverend
Tel 02920 758462.

thats my house line! how did you get that - have the girls been \'advertising\' again?!

actually, all joking asinde, there are a couple of establishments near me and the girls when pissed and up for a laugh went in there once and asked for a job. sadly, they were chucked out.

in fact one of them had a bit of press last year as an m.p. died of a heart attack in it - he must have been having fun! you can\'t buy publicity like that!!! lol

 

[finn17]

That\'s how I\'d like to die...

Originally posted by freakinacage
...in fact one of them had a bit of press last year as an m.p. died of a heart attack in it - he must have been having fun!

Coming and going at the same time.:bouncy:

 

[RedDawn]

Originally posted by Sturmhalo

Originally posted by RedDawn

I know I have to DEFINITELY get off this thread! Between this and reading Sturm\'s blog I\'m going to be calling Scott\'s office way too much! (\"When you coming home dear....\")

Shite! You actually read it?! lol

As for all this talk of fellatio and rub-a-tug shops disguised as chippies... it\'s all utterly disgusting!

lol

Can\'t remember the last time I was abused in such a wonderful way... oh, hold on... yes I can! Now that\'s a depressing thought!

lol

Yes I read it - and want you to finish the d@mn story! It was very good - had to go write something myself!

As for your depressing thought - what was it someone said on another thread - oh yes - \"get over it!\" lol

Well, Grumb\'s home now and the kids are tucked into bed - I\'ll be off now!

 

[Infidel Castro]

I can only assume something was said, maybe something bad, as Klute never got back in touch. Maybe there was a row and his lady stopped mid-chomp or some such. Poor fella. He must be upset

 

[Klute]

 

[praetorian0_1]

As a very funny and semi famous guy once said... \"Nothing could interest me less about how the next guy gets his orgasm and nothing is more amusing to me than how I get mine.\"-Bill Marrlol

 

[marineboy]

The end

Hope everything came out all right, Klute...

 

[Infidel Castro]

Ha ha ha!

Nice one Marine Boy! lol