PMT Made simple...

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Torn blue sky

New member
I recieved this this morning, I thought everyone might benefit..

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

:p
 
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krom1415

Active member
You\'ve got to love the girlies though :innocent:
I\'m right now, on the recieving end of no\'s; 13, 12, 2 and its not nice, :eek:
Luckily she f..d off for a few hours, I\'m meditating ATM:D
 
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hubbabubba

New member
Yeah I\'m in the dog house \'cause I said I wanted to stay home this weekend, said I was short of cash put I guess it\'s pretty obvious I wanna paint, Funny thing is I\'ve been sat in front of this screen all morning, CMON actually has a negative influence on my mini painting.:rolleyes:
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
Someone has to shine a light into the darkest reccesses of the female pshyce!
I\'ll gladly go where angels fear to tread , for I am no angel! :evil:
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:evil:Giving away “our” secrets .......you will be punished for this Torn......now bend over :twisted:
 
Duende

Duende

New member
For the women...

Men are like.......

1. Laxatives,....... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Bananas,....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Weather,....... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Blenders,....... You need one, but you\'re not quite sure why.

5. Chocolate Bars,..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Commercials,....... You can\'t believe a word they say.

7. Department Stores,..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Government Bonds,....... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Mascara,....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Popcorn,....... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Lava Lamps,....... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

12. Parking Spots,.......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.



lol
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
I\'m rather proud of the following:

3. Weather,....... Nothing can be done to change them.

12. Parking Spots,.......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

5. Chocolate Bars,..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

And this one most of all!
8. Government Bonds,....... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Amen!
 
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