dogfacedboy uk1
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Yeah I was on one when I wrote this!
Council House And Violent
Chav's - I hate their f**king guts,
They make me mad, they drive me nuts,
I'd really like to get hold of one,
I'd Smash his skull, get it done,
I'd do it with a steel pole,
Then chuck him down a six foot hole.
I'd say a word of final rest,
I'd say a word for this filthy pest,
I'd bury him with all his stupid bling,
His Burberry cap, his sovereign ring.
I'd steal his phone and find his mates,
I'd track them down and get irate.
I'd grab them by their stupid chain,
I'd kick their balls and cause them pain,
I'd grab their face and raise my fist,
I'd smash it through to the wrist,
I'll grab 'em by the f**king tits,
They'll be so scared they'll have the shits,
I'll grab that golden nipple ring,
I'll pull it hard and make 'em sing,
I'm not done yet, only half way there,
Have a beer, pull up a chair,
Pin 'em down and spread their legs and feet,
Its time to give them a little treat,
A football kick to the nuts,
Will cause them pain and shut them up,
While they're down, they're gonna frown,
Get a bucket and make them drown,
Or maybe get a baseball bat,
To smash the knees of the f**king twat.
Chav's drive around like they're in a race,
I'd like to smash them in the face,
Take them down with a running jump,
Land on their head with a deadly thump.
I'd do it now, to save some time,
To reduce the stats of UK crime,
Filthy parasites bleed us dry,
It's quite good sense that they must die,
Kill em all with a bomb,
A mini nuke won't go wrong.
BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! They all go,
Falling down like flakes of snow.
Chavvy girls are just as bad,
Slutty mother, unknown dad,
Before you know it they've grown up quick,
Got a boyfirend, some chavvy dick,
After shagging all those clueless lads,
They've got twenty kids by twenty dads,
All those benefits, they take the piss,
So get a gun and do not miss...
I'd like to think I'm a kind good guy,
I'd make it quick when they die,
No point wasting precious time,
On thieving scum not worth a dime,
You may have gathered, for sure by now,
I'm a bit wound up, I've had a cow,
A little pissed off, a bit stressed out,
I need to scream, I need to shout,
I'd love to punch these little runts,
Those filthy chavs, those f**king c*nts!
Peace Out.
If you dont live in the UK and dont know what a CHAV is, Google is your friend.....
Council House And Violent
Chav's - I hate their f**king guts,
They make me mad, they drive me nuts,
I'd really like to get hold of one,
I'd Smash his skull, get it done,
I'd do it with a steel pole,
Then chuck him down a six foot hole.
I'd say a word of final rest,
I'd say a word for this filthy pest,
I'd bury him with all his stupid bling,
His Burberry cap, his sovereign ring.
I'd steal his phone and find his mates,
I'd track them down and get irate.
I'd grab them by their stupid chain,
I'd kick their balls and cause them pain,
I'd grab their face and raise my fist,
I'd smash it through to the wrist,
I'll grab 'em by the f**king tits,
They'll be so scared they'll have the shits,
I'll grab that golden nipple ring,
I'll pull it hard and make 'em sing,
I'm not done yet, only half way there,
Have a beer, pull up a chair,
Pin 'em down and spread their legs and feet,
Its time to give them a little treat,
A football kick to the nuts,
Will cause them pain and shut them up,
While they're down, they're gonna frown,
Get a bucket and make them drown,
Or maybe get a baseball bat,
To smash the knees of the f**king twat.
Chav's drive around like they're in a race,
I'd like to smash them in the face,
Take them down with a running jump,
Land on their head with a deadly thump.
I'd do it now, to save some time,
To reduce the stats of UK crime,
Filthy parasites bleed us dry,
It's quite good sense that they must die,
Kill em all with a bomb,
A mini nuke won't go wrong.
BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! They all go,
Falling down like flakes of snow.
Chavvy girls are just as bad,
Slutty mother, unknown dad,
Before you know it they've grown up quick,
Got a boyfirend, some chavvy dick,
After shagging all those clueless lads,
They've got twenty kids by twenty dads,
All those benefits, they take the piss,
So get a gun and do not miss...
I'd like to think I'm a kind good guy,
I'd make it quick when they die,
No point wasting precious time,
On thieving scum not worth a dime,
You may have gathered, for sure by now,
I'm a bit wound up, I've had a cow,
A little pissed off, a bit stressed out,
I need to scream, I need to shout,
I'd love to punch these little runts,
Those filthy chavs, those f**king c*nts!
Peace Out.
If you dont live in the UK and dont know what a CHAV is, Google is your friend.....
