Politicow

[Nelson]

I\'m sure a lot of you have already seen this around, but I hadn\'t until my socials teacher handed it out, and I found it pretty funny. School can be fun!

Well, no. But I still liked it....

Politicow

For those who haven\'t heard of it, it\'s basically political ideologies as represented by cows.

 

[No Such Agency]

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Situationism: You have two cows. You wrap yourself in felt and lock yourself in a room with them for a week. The critics call you \"daring\".

 

[provoke_me]

hahahaha

i love it!
lol

 

[DennisMech]

I saw this...

Like, a year ago. Get with the times Owen!

Still gets a laugh out of me though: Freudism: You have two cows. One represents your mother, and the other represents the woman you think you love, but is really just an extension of your mother. You milk them both and feel guilty.

lol

 

[yrret]

I\'m pretty good with a Harmonica

um. Actually that isn\'t even true. But I thought it sounded funny.

I did feed a giraffe once at the wild animal park. That was fun.

 

[t_haye2]

mooooo!

 

[Chrispy]

And let\'s not forget:
Chrispism: Fish!

I saw a shirt like that explaining Religions based on the (polite version) saying: \"Crap Happens\" Check that out here. And the one they don\'t have is the artist\'s philosophy: \"My work is better than this crap!\"

 

[supervike]

atkinism...

for the carb controlled government...

You have two cows, you can\'t touch that milk (too many carbs) but you kill them both, eat all the steak and hamburger you\'d like for months.

Your thinner, but you have bad breath, and no cows.

 

[Errex]

Originally posted by supervike

Your thinner, but you have bad breath, and no cows.

Have you noticed that too?, That slim people often has bad breath?.

Fattie\'s usually smell like chips, or whatever they ate five minutes ago...???