post your own stupid human tricks

[uberdark]

i can pop my shoulder out of joint at will. just like mel gibson on lethal weapon.

i can pick my nose with my tongue.

 

[darklord]

i can do the tongue thing too, thats about it oh and turn invisible

 

[uberdark]

oi!!! darklord where did you go!!!

i can also fart for a full 10 seconds.

 

[Einion]

I can walk, chew gum and hold a conversation, all at the same time. Does that count?

Einion

 

[lizcam]

I can...............





um.........................





I got nothing.





You guys with the tongues want to come visit me this afternoon? :twisted:

 

[Bill]

I can move my left eye independently of the right, and bend my fingers back unusually far. That\'s about it.

 

[Naukhel]

I can juggle balls of varied size and weight (bowling, tennis, and golf).

I parallel park small cars by picking up the light end and carrying it, rather than
fiddling about with all that shifting forward and backward.

I can do wonderful things with women\'s hair if it\'s long enough (yeah, a guy who
can braid hair well, and evenly)

I can select make-up for women better than most can for themselves.

Meh. Not much really out of the ordinary, really.

Unless licking my eyebrows counts?

 

[evil tendencies]

I can do the shoulder thing as well. I actually pulled a training officer\'s gun from the holster while in an arm lock during a jiu-jitsu class. That got me some worried looks :twisted:

I have been known to get my pictures taken on roller coasters while holding a spoon out in front of me. Well, not actually a spoon - I use a metal spork.

 

[freakinacage]

i can do the david blaine levitation thing, thats about it

 

[wiccanpony]

I know how to cross my eyes

 

[Undave]

Like Bill I can bend my fingers back a disturbingly long way to the point where I can touch the tips of my fingers and both wrists together round a pint glass.

 

[DaN]

I\'m bendy lol
I can...

Do full side splitz (but not box splitz)

Bend both my thumbs down to touch my wrists

I can do that thing where you put one arm back over your shoulder, the other round from the waist and, keeping my hands linked, put my head through my arms and then untwist them back to normal... I can\'t think of a better way of describing it

Kick above my own head height (on a good day when my hips aren\'t stiff)

And... somewhat disturbingly... Put both my legs behind my head (but I don\'t cos I worry I\'ll cramp and get stuck lol)

Umm... Probably some more but I can\'t think now lol

 

[alextheartist]

Originally posted by DaN



I can do that thing where you put one arm back over your shoulder, the other round from the waist and, keeping my hands linked, put my head through my arms and then untwist them back to normal... I can\'t think of a better way of describing it

Tsk, its called arm skipping (i can do it too), it looks good if you then jump over your hands and keep doing it (untill you get funny looks)...

A;ex

 

[chaos877]

I\'ve always been flexible. but just in the fingers. Without using my other hand (IE completely idependant bending) I can put my fingers back at about a 45 degree angle, my middle finger straight at the first joint. With using the other hand, I can out back my fingers so far, I can almost touch the back of my hand (like half of an inch away). I can make the funky four pointed star thingie with my tounge, and I tihnk I might be able to pop my shoulder out of jointand back in, without touching it (it feels like its out of the joint, and makes a popping noise).

 

[Shawn R. L.]

I can wiggle my ears and I can make my eyes go back and forth REALLY fast. That one freaks people out.

 

[Infidel Castro]

I can grow a wicked beard!