postaholics anonymous (almost)

Ebonbuddha

Ebonbuddha

Active member
Denial is the first stae Dauber.







Originally posted by dauber22
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:( put me down as a wanna-be postaholic, \"but\" some low life has been poaching the work fairys from my house, leaving only me to do the chores..sigh
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See?!? That\'s why you\'re not a postaholic! A true postaholic isn\'t one because they want tot be. They HAVE to be!!! And they would never let things like \"chores\" get in their way!!!!

Oh, ummmm, errr, uh... N-not that I am one of course. No, no. Not me. But, uh, but some of my closest friends are. Yeah. That\'s it. I just hang out with postaholics. Me? I can stop at anytime!

CONGRADULATIONS KAT!!!!! Happy freakdom!
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stumpkiller

New member
Welcome Kittykat

to automatic charter membership to postaholics anonymous. You Are now privvy to the advantages and priveliges there-in...

(and when I figure out what that means, I\'ll let all you freaks know:D )
 
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mule

old and stubborn
Hey, I say we start up a wannabe club,:idea:
enough of all the old codgers, the excitement is in the path, not the destination!
Out with the old and, yeah well, it was just an Idea....:~(
 
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stumpkiller

New member
hey mule

You don\'t have to be a freak (well, a POSTING freak) to join. All it takes is the urge to post overriding your sense of responsibility long enough to do just one more post, or wait for one more reply. Under that rule, I am even a legitimate member of this thread, I need this thread, I can\'t stop on my own, too many posts last night and I\'m on again today, just two more to go and I have \"member status\" then I can quit, I can quit anytime *draws shuddering breath*BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHA!
*comes to senses, a bit dazed*???
I\'m sorry, I don\'t know what came over me...:duh:
 
Fizl

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
OK, I admit it, I\'m a postaholic......

I can\'t help myself. I wish I had enough to say about all of the subjects to have my name against every Forum title :flip:

Shaz
 
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mouse

Member
did you gals and guys know....

...that this is a trap setup by the administrators....

any posters on this thread is deem a danger to the harddisk (for wastage of space) of CMON and CMoN desperate shot at being a reputable mini painting site. these posters are found guilty for posting irrelevant and nonsensical postings with constant hijacking of threads and overt use of smileys...

hence all of you are found guilty and will be summarily axe-ecuted!!!

MuHaHAHAHAHA (read it as a really, and i mean really, sinister laughter from B-grade movies)!!!! lollollol
 
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mouse

Member
pardon me...

Originally posted by Fizl
That laugh is a real silly image coming from a brown fluffy mouse lol
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...but add hands to hips and head tilted 45 degrees upwards to your mental image....once again....

MuhaHaHAHAHA!!!! :D
 
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mouse

Member
dam...

...dam (politically forum correct version of the \"to hell\" word)...but fizl and stumpkiller have been real busy...

...buzzing from one topic to another...one thread to another....one reply after another....buzz! buzz! :D
 
tooshy

tooshy

Active member
Little bit occupied...

Hello there posting freaks - I\'m Tooshy :D You may remember me from other threads such as \"101 ways with a pair of molegrips\" and \"wet pussies: how to deal with them when they just won\'t dry\" :rolleyes:

I\'ve been away for a while, but hopefully I can start to put in more utterings as I miss my forum buddies :D
 
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finn17

New member
Yay!!!!

Tooshy\'s back with her molegrips, snipers\' rifle and wet pussy:bouncy:

God, we\'ve missed you:innocent::bouncy:
 
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LordofthePit

New member
man, that posting addiction is not easy... and there\'s me thinking that you members and freaks had wandered into paradise with your 100+ posts..


...or maybe it\'s just a trick! yes that\'s it! You just want those member statuses all for yourself... we won\'t let that happen. oh no, Me and Mule and all the other 100- posters on the forums are coming for your status and then there will be no escape. To quote mouse:
MuHaHAHAHAHA (read it as a really, and i mean really, sinister laughter from B-grade movies)!!!!
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Chrispy

Chrispy

Active member
You see? YOU SEE?!?! I can\'t let you all alone for 5 seconds before the conversation turns to underwear. Let\'s talk about fish. I prefer mine with pepper and lemon, but I don\'t like salmon.
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
why am I at this postaholics meeting....

I don\'t get it....I mean I only post socially.

Well, I post right at first in the morning, just to get the day going, but I don\'t HAVE to. It is not like it is a problem.

Sometimes, I come home from work on my lunch hour, and instead of eating, I post on the forums, but it is only because I am not hungry......

Once in a while, I hear my wife calling from the bedroom, \"wouldn\'t you like to come to bed now?\" in a very sultry voice, but I just post away, because that is how I relax....

Only a couple of times a week I wake up at 3 am and just happen to check the forums, but it just helps me sleep.

I don\'t have a problem....

:(
 
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Nelson

New member
Must.....post...more.....think of...way...to spam 800 posts...must reach freak status....to be with all of the cool kids. I\'m addicted to the forums, I admit it, although I went on a long hiatus there, and somehow everyone became freaks without me. Are there secret topics at like 2 in the morning where everybody spams? Has Finn hacked the site, or has he really posted that much? And why am I so alone?
 
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stumpkiller

New member
poor supervike,

I can understand how you think you don\'t have a problem:~( but if you are here, you know that you are, at heart a postaholic *really sappy, ooozing with pity, hug* but we are here when you can get past the denial and rationalization.

I however, do have a problem...

Hi folks, you know who I am, and I have a problem. I am a postaholic. :( *deep breath* I recently went on a posting binge, 50 posts in 24hrs. sad to say, my husband attemtped an intervention, and banned me from the forums. it wasn\'t pretty, the cold sweats, the shakes, the constant desire to post post post POST POST POST!!!! *sob* but I am feeling much better now *cue the hand wringing smiley with crazy eyes* really I am!

gotta go check the w.a. post:D
 
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