Progress - when will it end?

Zora

New member
Originally posted by ScottRadom
I personally take that time to read comics. For wahtever reason I find that the older I get the more comics I read in a week.

HA! That\'s brilliant. And all too true. Before I gave up comics 2 years ago, I was getting in more \"reading time\" as I got older too.
 

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
Originally posted by reverend
Originally posted by Avelorn
You mean an ideal form of toilet paper? Well I just got one with printed swedish 1000kr notes on. Feels good wiping with, but every time I toss the paper down I feel like doing a trainspotting dive + the colour of the paper when soaked with water looks like I\'ve shat blueberry-pie. So I guess nothing is ever perfect.

Yes, but does it really clean well enough? Does it have New Improved! written on it?

Yes, well you see earlier the rolls had 100kr notes printed on.. but inflation you know! :) So it is more fulfilling now. I will study the topic of cleaning in a more thorough way in while. On the topic, where did the bidet trend go?
 

Talion

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Yep I always wonder the same. And they always seem to clean the toughest stains, but the new versions always seem to clean the toughest stains better than before.
So when they originally said it they must have been lying. So they are probably lying now.

On the same kind of topic when something that says it\'s new when in fact it isn\'t. Here\'s a good example

food-mayo-chicken.jpg


What the hell is this.......This ain\'t new, it\'s a McChicken Sandwich. Mayo-Chicken my big hairy arse.
 
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donga666

Guest
Originally posted by Undave
Marmite could certainly be improved by removing it from sale, destroying all means of production and firing the recipe into the sun :|~

Marmite started life as a byproduct of the brewing industry. So what you are saying is destroy breweries...

Beer, you can\'t improve beer. The older the brewery the better. The Duvel brewery is about 800 years old or something! Thats great (mmmm, Beeeeeeeerr!!!)
 

ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Originally posted by donga666
Originally posted by Undave
Marmite could certainly be improved by removing it from sale, destroying all means of production and firing the recipe into the sun :|~

Marmite started life as a byproduct of the brewing industry. So what you are saying is destroy breweries...

Beer, you can\'t improve beer. The older the brewery the better. The Duvel brewery is about 800 years old or something! Thats great (mmmm, Beeeeeeeerr!!!)


So..... you\'re not a Zima fan?
 

Infidel Castro

New member
Originally posted by freakinacage
Originally posted by reverend

Ancona Sweet Chilli Dipping Sauce (offering 50% extra of their perfectly realised sauce)
Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce (well, can it REALLY be improved on? No chance)
Bleach (\'Kills All Known Germs Dead\')
encona sweet chilli? have you seen some of th asian own brands in the ethinic supermarkets in canton? same level of stuff, half the price, twice the amount! now THATS perfection!
l+p have a special ed out atm. it\'s extra mature! it\'s thicker with a fuller flavour - lush
bleach killing germs dead - how else can they kill them?!!

I usually buy Mae Ploy, a proper big bottle of Thai Sweet Chilli that costs about £3 for a litre :D I bought this Encona stuff at the local Portuguese deli as it was the only one they had. Expensive little gaff it is as well!
 

No Such Agency

New member
Not to get all serious, but when so many people not only have the necessities of life, but countless other possessions beyond even the needs of comfort... how else do you get them to buy things?

Thanks to this mentality, people have spent themselves well into the poorhouse, and now when the hammer drops they are profoundly screwed. So in a very real sense, \"new and improved\" is one of the reasons the headlines read THOUSANDS OF HOMES REPOSSESSED and not THOUSANDS DIP INTO SAVINGS TO WEATHER TOUGH TIMES.

(I\'m glad my hobby is relatively cheap, at least ;))
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by No Such Agency

Thanks to this mentality, people have spent themselves well into the poorhouse, and now when the hammer drops they are profoundly screwed. So in a very real sense, \"new and improved\" is one of the reasons the headlines read THOUSANDS OF HOMES REPOSSESSED and not THOUSANDS DIP INTO SAVINGS TO WEATHER TOUGH TIMES.

(I\'m glad my hobby is relatively cheap, at least ;))
amen to that! i am one who buys everything BUT i have savings and have never gone into the red. if i have a tough time, i cut back. some people seem incapable of that
 

RuneBrush

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At the end of the day I think that many people strive for perfection and any little step can be claimed as an improvement. Most TV ads and packaging will use these teeny tiny steps as an excuse to re-promote their product - as I like to call it the \"Homer Simpson attitude\", go for the shiniest item on the shelf :) Marketing is a powerful tool - a Nutrigrain bar actually has more calories and fat in it than a packet of Wotsits, but because its being sold as a healthy option we buy it.

However I don\'t think that we\'re ever going to reach perfection in every aspect of life. Look at the food industry in most first world countries. Food is easy to come by and costs comparatively little - we now have obesity as a problem, so we\'re now striving to improve our food to be more healthy (ok not the best example but you get the jist).

Wow how deep is that going!

pete
 

treide

New member
I get a kick out of all of the overused advertising phrases. \"New and Improved\" is so tiresome - unless you are shopping at a second-hand store, everything you buy is going to be new, at least relatively speaking. \"Improved\" is so subjective - make one minor change in the content or the packaging and you could claim that the product is improved! I get a mental image of some poor saps strapped to chairs being force-fed new products, and some drill sergeant type yelling in their faces, \"IS IT BETTER YET?\".

Don\'t even get me started on \"All Natural\" or \"Organic\". What exactly is \"All Natural\" on a package of chicken supposed to mean anyway? Where are the unnatural chicken farms? Cow manure and pond scum are organic, but I don\'t imagine they would sell well as a new Ben & Jerry\'s flavor...
 

BarstoolProphet

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Originally posted by treide Cow manure and pond scum are organic, but I don\'t imagine they would sell well as a new Ben & Jerry\'s flavor...

For the love of all that\'s good, don\'t give them any ideas!!!!
 

Monkeysplitters

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haha, sounds like someones been reading too much Plato. I wonder in the \"world of the forms\" if there would be toilet paper, but im sure if u asked Plato hed say there is, but no, we can never achieve it.
 

No Such Agency

New member
Originally posted by treide
Don\'t even get me started on \"All Natural\" or \"Organic\". What exactly is \"All Natural\" on a package of chicken supposed to mean anyway? Where are the unnatural chicken farms? Cow manure and pond scum are organic, but I don\'t imagine they would sell well as a new Ben & Jerry\'s flavor...
At least \"organic\" means \"certified as a product of organic agriculture and food processing\". And you can\'t legally use the label unless you fulfill the requirements. \"All natural\" can mean nothing more than \"we want health-conscious yuppies to buy our product at a premium price\".
 
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