Questions for fun

[Dragonsreach]

A few years ago I posted up these questions for the then regulars to have a go at.


They’re nicked from James Lipton who hosts Inside the Actors Studio, who nicked them himself from Bernard Pivot. Most of the actors who have appeared on this show have shown complete honesty in answering them, but the worst curse words always seem to come from the Ladies.
Have a go.

1. What is your favourite word?
2. What is your least favourite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favourite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Here's mine to set you off:

1. What is your favourite word? Friend.
2. What is your least favourite word? Hatred.
3. What turns you on? Living, laughing, loving.
4. What turns you off? Unwarranted unkindness.
5. What sound or noise do you love? The natural laughter of children, especially that delightful half giggle half squeal when they are being tickled.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The opposite from a child, the bitter crying of a child truely bitterly unhappy.
7. What is your favourite curse word? "ARSE" spoken in a Southern Irish Accent (a la Father Jack).
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Father.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer or Slaughterman.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Fancy another go?

Have fun and be honest.

 

[crystella333]

What is your favourite word? Hun, I'm always saying.
What is your least favourite word? Impossible.
What turns you on? Good-times and music.
What turns you off? cruelty. no need for it.
What sound or noise do you love? John Butler Trio - Ocean
What sound or noise do you hate? the alarm clock
What is your favourite curse word? shite
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? politic's just for shit and giggles
What profession would you not like to do? be a Jockey
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome home.

They made me think....

 

[10 ball]

]What is your favourite word?[/FONT]. Daddy
]What is your least favourite word?[/FONT]Cancer
]What turns you on?[/FONT] good wine
]What turns you off?[/FONT] arrogance
]What sound or noise do you love?[/FONT] My kids playing
]What sound or noise do you hate?[/FONT]Telephone
]What is your favourite curse word?[/FONT]Bollox
]What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?[/FONT]Astronaut
]What profession would you not like to do?[/FONT]Anything to do with food
]If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?[/FONT] well done

 

[AndyG]

A few years ago I posted up these questions for the then regulars to have a go at.


They’re nicked from James Lipton who hosts Inside the Actors Studio, who nicked them himself from Bernard Pivot. Most of the actors who have appeared on this show have shown complete honesty in answering them, but the worst curse words always seem to come from the Ladies.
Have a go.

1. What is your favourite word?. MOIST
2. What is your least favourite word? C*NT
3. What turns you on? SEXY BOTTOM/PRETTY FACE
4. What turns you off? WEIRD NEEDY MADNESS
5. What sound or noise do you love? FARTS
6. What sound or noise do you hate? CHATTERING CHAV GIRLS
7. What is your favourite curse word? FECK
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? PROFFESIONAL MINI PAINTER
9. What profession would you not like to do? DATA ENTRY CLERK
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? HELLO SON THE BARS OVER THERE YOUR MUM AND GRAN ARE WAITING TO MEET YOU

Here you go

 

[noneedforaname]

What is your favourite word? Yes
What is your least favourite word? No
What turns you on? a pretty face and a friendly demeanor
What turns you off? Arrogance
What sound or noise do you love? Balls slapping ass
What sound or noise do you hate? Kids crying
What is your favourite curse word? C**t
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Porn star (professional)
What profession would you not like to do? Funeral director
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? What have you done now you daft c**t!

 

[Sand Rat]

1. Antidisestablishmentarianism
2. No
3. Life in all its wonder
4. Drunken whining
5. My rescue cat purring in joy
6. The inbound call tone at work
7. F*CK
8. Actor
9. Obstetrician
10. Too soon! Go back.

 

[supervike]

1. What is your favourite word? Cool.
2. What is your least favourite word? Hypocrisy.
3. What turns you on? Too much to list.
4. What turns you off? When women act like men
5. What sound or noise do you love? The gurgling sound my coffee pot makes when the coffee is ready....when it's so quiet you can hear the wind in the trees.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? The morning alarm clock.
7. What is your favourite curse word? Frick
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Salesperson.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Guess what? You were wrong.

So, those would be mine!

 

[PegaZus]

1. What is your favourite word? scrumptious
2. What is your least favourite word? tax
3. What turns you on? breasts
4. What turns you off? uhm.... uh.... gimme a moment here
5. What sound or noise do you love? crunching snow, or a rocket launch. Tie.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? strange engine sounds
7. What is your favourite curse word? smeg (hey, small kids in proximity)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? machinist
9. What profession would you not like to do? daycare
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Your starship is docked at Bay 12. Enjoy eternity. Be sure to be back in time for the next Big Bang. Hope some really weird things happen again like this last time.

 

[TrystanGST]

What is your favourite word? love
What is your least favourite word? died
What turns you on? led zeppelin
What turns you off? jerks
What sound or noise do you love? rain
What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock beeps
What is your favourite curse word? F***
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? race car driver
What profession would you not like to do? police
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I'm sorry for my followers.

 

[squidders]

What is your favourite word? Flange
What is your least favourite word? Redundancy
What turns you on? talent
What turns you off? blame
What sound or noise do you love? My son laughing and playing
What sound or noise do you hate? My morning alarm clock
What is your favourite curse word? cock
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? coffee shop owner.
What profession would you not like to do? defense lawyer.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You're early, get back in your body - now.

 

[me_in_japan]

What is your favourite word? Akimbo
What is your least favourite word? shiran (it means "dunno", with undertones of "and I don't give enough of a rat's ass to care that I don't know")
What turns you on? Vivaciousness
What turns you off? Fussiness
What sound or noise do you love? The noise my son makes when he's happy. Sounds a bit like an ewok.
What sound or noise do you hate? Rattling glass (incoming earthquake. Never fails to put the shitters right up me.)
What is your favourite curse word? JesusFuck (intoned "jeeeeeeezizFUCK!" a-la a stubbed toe in the night)
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Natural history TV show dude, like David Attenborough, circa 1970s
What profession would you not like to do? Social worker
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Look, I can explain everything...

 

[wargamesculptor]

.What is your favourite word ? Love
What is your least favourite word ? Hate
What turns you on ? My wife
What turns you off ?My Ex wife
What sound or noise do you love ? Laughter
What sound or noise do you hate ? A child in pain
What is your favourite curse word ? Feth
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt ? Profesional wrestler
What profession would you not like to do ? Sewage worker
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates ? The other guy is right !

 

[airhead]

1. What is your favourite word? Ya'll
2. What is your least favourite word? Honey (as in Honey, I need you to....)
3. What turns you on? My wife
4. What turns you off? work
5. What sound or noise do you love? Night sounds (crickets, etc.), the woods, waterfalls, streams.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Alarms.
7. What is your favourite curse word? Trying to cut back, but I still know them all.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Day trader,
9. What profession would you not like to do? Sales, I suck at it.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Ya'll come on in, we're going up to the big house to get some poles 'fore we go fishin.

 

[Wyrmypops]

1. What is your favourite word? Splendiferous.
2. What is your least favourite word? No - it's so absolute.
3. What turns you on? Joy - it's infectious.
4. What turns you off? Ignorance. Pretentiousness. Religion. Sacred cows (Star Trek, Tolkien).
5. What sound or noise do you love? Giggles.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Dubstep - it's like electronic farting
7. What is your favourite curse word? C:foot-in-mouth:nt - can spit the word out with a harsh C, or use it affectionately.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Graphic Designer - being unemployed, might even manage it.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything with a Tie - they're pointless.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Heheheh, nah, I'm still a figment of your imagination. Look, there's Groucho Marx riding a Unicorn.

 

[StillLifeMiniatures]

1. What is your favorite word? Rawr!
2. Least favorite word? Unable
3. What turns you on? Cortical Neuro-Pathways
4. What turns you off? Negativity
5. Sound you love? Purring
6. Sound you hate? Alarms
7. Favorite curse word? Dammit.... not that it's a favorite, but I seem to use that one the most.
8. Profession to attempt? Making a livable wage off of what I can create.
9. Profession to not attempt? Forensics Researcher at a body farm.
10. God's words? "It's not your time yet, you're going back."

 

[Dedwrekka]

1. What is your favourite word?I'm trying to come up with one, but I guess I'll go with "irony". Because I find it funny and few people seem to know what it means or how to use it
2. What is your least favourite word?Them. The concept of that word is the root cause of all evil of man versus man, regardless of culture, time period or language
3. What turns you on?Intelligence, wisdom, and an empathy that goes beyond the false "walking a mile in someone else's shoes"
4. What turns you off? Small talk. Absentee sniping (talking about the person not in the room) basically If you're going to talk, try to make it worthwhile.
5. What sound or noise do you love?the sound of bass following a sudden silence.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?pretentiousness. It's audible.
7. What is your favourite curse word?F***, it's ubiquitous
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Ideologically I'd like to try my hand at politics, but realistically I'd like to be a game designer
9. What profession would you not like to do?Psychologist. I play the amateur psych with the people I know, work for, or am friends with. If I had to do it as a job or had to listen to some of the terrible situations day in and out...lets just say I understand the suicide rate in the profession. But I do still truly love the theory and practice of it and still study it
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?"Well we cocked that one up, you'll do better next time around"