Questions that make you go \'hmmmm\'

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hubbabubba

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Why do chaos space morons wear backpacks that would physically prevent them from walking through an average door frame face first? What, are there no average door frames in the eye of terror?

Pls add your own dumbass/revolutionary/mysteries of the universe questions below, if anyone has any answers, PLEASE ,tell me now!lol
 
Shawn R. L.

Shawn R. L.

New member
The exhaust from many of the jet packs would burn the arse of many of the wearers.

Some of the spacemarines have so much crap hanging on them they would probably get lost just finding the freakin grenades in battle and they wouldnt be able to move due to all the stuff getting in the way..............to name just a few.lol
 
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AinuLainour

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Fiana\'s: 9-foot swords with 110 pound frames? Hmm..

And why the dumber creatures in Warhammer have the decency to throw a loincloth on.
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

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Why do people who can\'t understand a computer buy a cell phone with a windows based operating system? And why do Mac users think that a phone with a windows based operating system will be compatable with their computers?



Sorry been at work all day.:cussing::beer:
 
COG

COG

New member
come one come all
i have the answer to all your problems.:cool:


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yep thats right. your ok now:drunk::drunk:

why does all the minis in the GW world keep getting bigger and bigger with each edition?
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lono

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If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?

That will make more sense if you\'ve seen the SNL Inside the Actors Studio sketch with with Baldwin playing Charles Nelson Reilly.
 
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hubbabubba

New member
How do ten Space marines fit in a rhino? Do they sit on one anothers knees?

Why, when you\'re ever in a hurry in the bank, is there always an old aged pensioner in front of you, who wants to tell the cashier about their grandchildren?
 
PegaZus

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by philologus
Looks like it\'s time to re-open the Space Marine \"codpiece debate\". :D:D
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I say they eat the fish in pieces, not all at once. Those that say the cod is eaten in one swallow are just fishing for a fight.

Sorry.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by PegaZus
Originally posted by philologus
Looks like it\'s time to re-open the Space Marine \"codpiece debate\". :D:D
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I say they eat the fish in pieces, not all at once. Those that say the cod is eaten in one swallow are just fishing for a fight.

Sorry.
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This really isn\'t the plaice for bad puns :D

I guess my question is how do the ladies stop those chainmal bikinis from chafing?
 
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philologus

Subgenius
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy


I guess my question is how do the ladies stop those chainmal bikinis from chafing?
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Ask Tina!

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demonherald

New member
boo broken image with promise of chainmail bikini..boo I say Boooooooo...

What is there after the edge of the universe.....and beyond ...and beyond...and beyond...???

Why do people in call centres not speak english when the language they speak is the only communication they have with a customer.....???
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
how do the 40k snipers stay hidden with those glowing gem eyepieces and scope fronts? Have they not heard of low glare glass? Have they no panty hose to stretch over those lenses?
 
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Zora

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Airhead - exactly! It can\'t be that hard to find...the eldar and dark eldar have plenty of pantyhose!
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: why can\'t I win the Lottery....why can\'t I make a decent pie crust......why does my dog look at me like she knows something I don\'t......ah sweet mysteries of life.

also would like to how those chaos knights in their tarted up fantasy armor go to the bathroom and if I was going to attack that would be the time, catch them with the iron knackers down around their ankles.lollol:twisted:
 
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