<p><strong>Idea 1:</strong></p><p>Open a restaurant that exclusively serves poultry. Decorate it with flowers and arrangements to please the female eye. Be pleasant when serving and always remind everyone that you respect womens' rights. Try to get Alice Schwarzer to pose with you for a picture. Use this to advertise for your restaurants, using the phrase "Every woman loves my hot cock!".</p><p> </p><p><strong>Idea 2:</strong></p><p>Buy a gigantic load of Slinkys. Ride an escalator to the top, then use your imagination.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Idea 3:</strong></p><p>Try to withdraw exactly 1.78€ from your bank account. No more, no less. Exactly 1.78€.<br /></p><p> </p><p><strong>Idea 4:</strong></p><p>Find a flower shop. Dress nicely. Find the "girl behind the counter" and tell her of this beautiful woman you just met and that you need flowers for her. Casually but pleasantly add that you don't want to commit to her though, you are just looking for a quick one-night-stand. See how she reacts.</p><p> </p><p><strong>Idea 5:</strong></p><p>Find a large old suitcase and write "human fetuses" on it. Dress in a business suit and stand at the local station as if you were waiting for a train. Have the suitcase in good view and above all be casual, read a magazine or something like that. People will notice and talk about it, they will stare at you but NOBODY will ask you.<br /></p><p> </p><p><strong>Idea 6:</strong></p><p>Walk through the city wearing a sandwich board that says "The end is near!". Have a friend walk about 300 meters behind you with a sandwich board that simply says "The end."</p>
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