Random Thought of the Day

[Equus]

...brought to you by my eccentric coworker.

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

 

[Shawn R. L.]

It\'s funny till someone gets hurt....then it\'s HILARIOUS!!lollol

 

[Sand Rat]

How about one I heard over here -

\"I\'m not worried about the bullet with my name on it - I\'m worried about the rocket addressed \'To whom it may concern\'\"

 

[Brokenblade]

Thats it, i\'m changing that to my new msn nickname lol

cheers for a good laugh :bouncy:

 

[RedDawn]

LMFAO!!!

Thanks Ethan for starting this thread - I really needed that laugh!!! lol

 

[leopardpixie]

Log

Thats all that comes to mind at the moment.
\"It\'s Log, It\'s log
It rolls down stairs, its great in pairs, rolls over your neighbors dog. Its great for a snack, it fits on your back, it\'s log, log , log\"

Now Name that Tune??? or where its from???

 

[Duende]

Some more randomness....

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I\'m not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there\'s no background music.

For all my random friends!

 

[RedDawn]

Originally posted by Duende
The trouble with life is there\'s no background music.

I guess I\'ll just have to tell the voices in my head to stop singing...

 

[leopardpixie]

I am Looking FOr a Man

With a VCR ( Very Cute Rear)

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Log

Thats all that comes to mind at the moment.
\"It\'s Log, It\'s log
It rolls down stairs, its great in pairs, rolls over your neighbors dog. Its great for a snack, it fits on your back, it\'s log, log , log\"

@leopardpixie - YOU eeeeeeddiot!! That is so simple! WHY do you bother me with these things??!! Ren and Stimpy.

 

[Drake Farstrider]

I think, therefore I am!

 

[Astorderire]

Amis de la poésie, bonjour!

What does a sick elephant need?
:duh:
Lots of room.

 

[Fizl]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
Thats all that comes to mind at the moment.
\"It\'s Log, It\'s log
It rolls down stairs, its great in pairs, rolls over your neighbors dog. Its great for a snack, it fits on your back, it\'s log, log , log\"

Now Name that Tune??? or where its from???

Ren and Stimpy!!!!

Shaz

Edit - OK - someone already said it....

 

[Sturmhalo]

Life is like a box of chocolates... full of f*cking hard centres that get half chewed and spat out by your gran... oh and the strawberry cream heart is likely to be crushed before you even open the box!

Yes... I am bitter...

 

[vincegamer]

Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
I think, therefore I am!

\"why did you do that?\" \"I wasn\'t thinking: therefore I wasnt\"

 

[supervike]

I loaned my friend $10,000 dollars for plastic surgery, and now I don\'t know what he looks like

\"Random Emo Logic\" from Emo Phillips\' website.

 

[green stuff]

Science without conscience is but the ruin of the soul.

 

[leopardpixie]

Originally posted by supervike
I loaned my friend $10,000 dollars for plastic surgery, and now I don\'t know what he looks like

\"Random Emo Logic\" from Emo Phillips\' website.

He had a nose job, and face lift right?? Because 10,000 doesn\'t go far these days

 

[Sand Rat]

Remember, wherever you go, there you are.

1 and a wake up, then 4 to the STATES AND ALE AND WHORES!!!!

sorry, I was momentarily possessed by a um lush -

 

[Shawn R. L.]

If you walk a mile in another mans shoes, then your are now a mile away and you got his shoes!!