Raul Latorre, Anyone know his contact?

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azmo

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Hey guys,

quick question, anyone know how to get in contact with Raul Latorre?! just wanted to ask him a few questions from a big fan! I tried the email on the enigma site, but i'm guessing that one's just for purchases.

any help would be great thanks!

-Trev
 
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TreManor

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Well your best bet is draw a 3 ' diameter whit echalk circle on a 6' diameter polished black slate slab, get completely undressed, cover yourself in green paint, squat in the circle facing east. DO NOT SIT DOWN! Gut two chickens with a copper knife and sprinkle the blood in a 1.5 ' arc directly in front of yourself OUTSIDE THE DAMNED CIRCLE ( trust me you want to get this part right. ), eat the innards raw, Chant " EEaaaUULLilay Eeaauullilay Yamma yamma yamma go bamabama " at teh top of your lungs three times and then wait for three days withotu moving. Do that and he should appear. Works for me everytime.
 
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supervike

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TreManor said:
Well your best bet is draw a 3 ' diameter whit echalk circle on a 6' diameter polished black slate slab, get completely undressed, cover yourself in green paint, squat in the circle facing east. DO NOT SIT DOWN! Gut two chickens with a copper knife and sprinkle the blood in a 1.5 ' arc directly in front of yourself OUTSIDE THE DAMNED CIRCLE ( trust me you want to get this part right. ), eat the innards raw, Chant " EEaaaUULLilay Eeaauullilay Yamma yamma yamma go bamabama " at teh top of your lungs three times and then wait for three days withotu moving. Do that and he should appear. Works for me everytime.
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AH!! Now I see what I was doing wrong.
 
Chern Ann

Chern Ann

Only when they're green
Staff member
Raul was recently super busy with a newborn and disappeared from his forum for a while, but he's back and posting so as above the forum is a good place to get a hold of him.
 
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azmo

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thanks for the help guys,

the enigma forums are all in Spanish! its so hard to register, anyone know how to ?
 
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dogfacedboy uk1

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TreManor said:
Well your best bet is draw a 3 ' diameter whit echalk circle on a 6' diameter polished black slate slab, get completely undressed, cover yourself in green paint, squat in the circle facing east. DO NOT SIT DOWN! Gut two chickens with a copper knife and sprinkle the blood in a 1.5 ' arc directly in front of yourself OUTSIDE THE DAMNED CIRCLE ( trust me you want to get this part right. ), eat the innards raw, Chant " EEaaaUULLilay Eeaauullilay Yamma yamma yamma go bamabama " at teh top of your lungs three times and then wait for three days withotu moving. Do that and he should appear. Works for me everytime.
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I was gonna try emailing, but instead I followed your contact instructions to the letter - it DIDN'T work!!! Thanks a bunch mate, three days wasted and a really sore arse.

dfb
 
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dogfacedboy uk1

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METRIC!!!!! Thats for them there Europeans!! I'm British which means I use a confusing mixture of Imperial and Metric depending on what I'm measuring. You CANNOT weigh tomatoes in anything other then lb's and ounces - and thats "TOMARTOES", not "TOMATEOES" lol.

dfb
 
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Einion

Einion

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dogfacedboy uk1 said:
I'm British which means I use a confusing mixture of Imperial and Metric depending on what I'm measuring.
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Good that innit? It's not like the Americans have it much better - all their lives they use imperial, then they go into high-end engineering or science (not the mention the military) and all of a sudden they have to take a crash course in metric. But not like they deserve any better in a country that officially adopted metric and then gave up because it was difficult.

Einion
 
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dogfacedboy uk1

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Einion said:
Good that innit? It's not like the Americans have it much better - all their lives they use imperial, then they go into high-end engineering or science (not the mention the military) and all of a sudden they have to take a crash course in metric. But not like they deserve any better in a country that officially adopted metric and then gave up because it was difficult.

Einion
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What I dont get is why Americans weigh beer!??! Lunacy. I go to Paris and ask for a pint of stella with a meal and I get some half arsed largish euro measurement, what it was exactly I dont know, all I know is that it cost me £6!!! Don't go to Paris without taking a fully loaded wallet. I am currently training the Polish people I work with to order their drinks by the pint to get them out of them nasty habits that they picked up over in that "Europe" place.

dfb
 
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dogfacedboy uk1

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Einion said:
Eh? They might measure it by the ounce but that's fluid ounces dude.

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Yeah, I was reading an article on Canadian beer vs American beer and the brewing of, I think they work in weight during the process and yes its fluid ounces for the consumer, but do you really want drinks measured in fluid ounces? I personally would say no. Drinks are in pints mate. Large distances are in miles, short distances are in mm,cm, and metres, apples and pears are in pounds and ounces - you know what I'm saying. The rest of the world has got it all wrong lol.

Mind you, having said my piece, I work in a pasty factory and our water meter delivers water by the kilogram for the pastry mixes ! Must have a word with the boss about that and put him straight.

dfb
 
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