lizcam
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I recieved this in an email today and figured you guys would get a chuckle out of it. Heck, I think it\'s justice!
When girls don\'t put out!!
This was written by a guy ... it\'s pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, \'I don\'t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.\'
I said, \'WHAT??!! What was that?!\'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
\'You\'re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.\'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, \'Can\'t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?\'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn\'t decide which one to take, so I told her we\'d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, \'Lets get a pair for each outfit.\'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn\'t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, \'That\'s fine, honey.\' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, \'I think this is all dear, let\'s go to the cashier.\'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, \'No honey, I don\'t feel like it.\'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, \'WHAT?\'
I then said, \'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You\'re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.\'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, \'Why can\'t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?\'
Apparently I\'m not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I\'m smarter than her.
When girls don\'t put out!!
This was written by a guy ... it\'s pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, \'I don\'t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.\'
I said, \'WHAT??!! What was that?!\'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
\'You\'re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.\'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, \'Can\'t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?\'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn\'t decide which one to take, so I told her we\'d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, \'Lets get a pair for each outfit.\'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn\'t even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, \'That\'s fine, honey.\' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, \'I think this is all dear, let\'s go to the cashier.\'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, \'No honey, I don\'t feel like it.\'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, \'WHAT?\'
I then said, \'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You\'re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.\'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, \'Why can\'t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?\'
Apparently I\'m not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I\'m smarter than her.
