SALUTE...

Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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Simon and I have taken the liberty to burgle your houses whilst you were at SALUTE. We\'ve stolen all of Mike\'s fairies and demand £100,000 for their safe return.

Si left a turd on Spacemunkies kitchen floor and I got a smashing stack of porn mags from his bedroom.
 
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Broke n English

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Hah...

...you didn\'t get my porn,I\'m in and reading it lol Did I mention how big my stack of porn is? How\'s Salute by the way?
 
Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

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Porn? Reading!?

You don\'t READ porn! You look at the pictures! lol

Salute? Never been there. Got some stuff out of Wargriffon\'s garage though. Cool! I\'m a thief, see.
 
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Naukhel

Active member
Originally posted by Broke n English
...;) Did you manage to crack Finn\'s safe though where he keeps his 1 and only painted figure lol
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Finn\'s got a painted figure? Doesn\'t that make that one even rarer than a copy of Action Comics #1, or Amazing Fantasy #15 in mint condition?

I\'d only heard rumours about such a mini, myself... Is it real? Has anyone ever actually SEEN it? Is there photographic proof?
:bouncy:
 
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MarkusTay

New member
Stupid question time...

What is Salute?

(awaiting the usual barage of tongu-in-cheek answers before someone actually tells me):rolleyes:
 
L

Legacy Account

Active member
Hehe! You could tell it was one of Bradley\'s - it called me a c*** and told me to f*** off! I was forced to batter it into submission with a shovel.....

Keep the jazz-mags, I hear your need is greater than mine!:D

:bouncy::flip::moon:
 
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donga666

Guest
While you were out robbing Rev......

I came to your house wiped my knob on your tooth brush, crapped under your pillow, stole one of each of your socks, threw your bic pens in the bin AND wet your Rizla......

You niff mags were crap so I left them, \'pregnant asian babes\' don\'t ring my bell lollollollollollol
 
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Legacy Account

Active member
Babes??? I thought it was lady-boys!!

Ah, yes. The wiping of the penis on the toothbrush! Didn\'t you learn that one from Si Winter??!

I gather you had to purchase a new one!!

lol
 
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Klute

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Nob on the toothbrush,shite under pillow,theft of wank mags.........all this I fully understand in the name of fun and mischief.

But wetting the Rizzla......thats just not on.:eek:
 
Infidel Castro

Infidel Castro

New member
I\'m a swan abuser meself...can\'t get Rizla to stick. Faulty saliva :p

Did you wipe your bellend on the black Macleans brush or the flexi-head Colgate brush? Otherwise my good lady may unwittingly be lathering her teeth with your man paste!

Pregnant Asian Babes was a fad. I\'m into Hirsute Lesbians now :)
 
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Sturmhalo

Guest
I wipe my nob on your toothbrush every day when you\'re out Phil. And I f***ing well enjoy doing it!

lol

And yes, I agree your scud mags are crap. Mind you, no need for em when you got t\' tinternet. Now where\'s that spyware come from? And what\'s this that\'s downloading? Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Format the hard drive again!

lol
 
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War Griffon

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Originally posted by reverend

Salute? Never been there. Got some stuff out of Wargriffon\'s garage though. Cool! I\'m a thief, see.
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Rev yuo missed the best stuff and the wife said if you call again the dog will lick oyu to deaf and and if that doesn\'t do the trick She\'ll hit you with the shovel again as you semed to enjoy that so muchlol

Markus Salute is probably the biggest trader and miniatures show in the UK outside of the UK GD GW were there but it was a very poor showing by them.

the list of traders is imenensebut here is the site so you can see for yourself use the links to navigate http://www.salute.co.uk/saluteframe.htm
 
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War Griffon

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Originally posted by Fizl
I went to salute...and I bought miniatures!

How novel is that?

Shaz
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Shaz it was great to meet you and I enjoyed the day:D
As for buying miniatures I spent a fortune that will probably not get painted this millenium:D
 
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MarkusTay

New member
Just ignore the stupid american

I asked this yesterday. Then I couldn\'t get on CMON all day. Spent the day on three other mini related sites, and they were talking about the same thing. So now I ask you once again...

What the Hell is Salute?!:mad:

(and I tried doing a web search. Got this: We found 20,900,000 results. Yeah, I\'m gonna really read through that in a weekend!)
 
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philologus

Subgenius
Salute: Wargaming convention. I believe biggest one in England. Big event; venerable history etc.... More than just GW, lots of historicals.
 
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