Scenes wed like to see

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hestan101

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over here in britain, we have a tv show call mock the week, at the end of the show , all the performers haed to a stage , where topics are suggested that they have do one liners on; such as-

unlikely slogans for london 2012
is that a strating pistol, or are you mugging me?


lies from everyday life
your safety is our priority

so i thought we might try it here some one suggests a topic, we have a few gos
then after a while someone else suggests a new topic
(if this thread violates any forum rules such as no mass word games or something, fell free to report/close it on sight)
ok, ill start:

lines you wouldnt see in a fantasy epic

\"i cant do it\"
\"you have to frodo, you must take this final step\"
\" i dont think i can\"
\"you must\"
frodod\'s eyes flared,\"no, you know what, f**k it, i i cant take the pressure any more, im not doing it! hers your stupid ring\"
frodo stuck the peircing back into stirder and crawled out of the tent

\"what? wher is the great floating guardian of Morkok?\"
\"oh yeah, timus started shouting at about how its not a bioligacialy viable or effient monster, and how it is esential worthless, so it ran off crying. now its in its room listening to my chemical romance and self harming.\"

let it begin!
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
I\'d like to see a scene where someone, ANYONE, just kicks the shit out of Angelina Jolie. For like a 1/2 hr, like in \"They Live\" only a completely one sided beatdown.

Just for fun, let\'s make it a Victorian Period piece with Oscar worthy costumes so she can scream in agony in her crappy english Tomb Raider accent.

Let\'s make Jennifer Anniston and extra in the scene too.
 
Amazon warrior

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
You will NEVER hear this in Star Trek - \"Captain, the shields are holding up just GREAT!!\"
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...or \"Yes captain, I can meet your outrageous demands no problem and it\'ll take me about 10 minutes!\"
 
Crayfish

Crayfish

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Originally posted by Amazon warrior
Dear gods I hated Wesley Crusher!
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By gum, who didnt? Q should have zapped him, or some other divine creature they seem to stumble upon!

Long live Q!
 
Amazon warrior

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by Crayfish
Originally posted by Amazon warrior
Dear gods I hated Wesley Crusher!
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By gum, who didnt? Q should have zapped him, or some other divine creature they seem to stumble upon!

Long live Q!
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A friend of mine from work, who claims that she thought Wesley was hot. After I\'d finished puking, I gave her my thoughts on our dear Mr. Crusher... Mind you, I guess I can\'t really talk - I did have a bit of a thing for Picard! It was the way he said \"Make it so!\" *sigh!* <3 <3 <3

Q was excellent. :beer:
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Hey, I got to play in an official sanctioned GW Warhammer tourny where my opponent proxied a Wesley Crusher action fig as a giant. Organizers let him do this for whatever reason.....

Anyway I killed it on the first turn by targetting everything against it. He told me at the end of the 4th and final game that his giant never got to see a second turn, and he even won a game because his opponent wanted to kill the stupid Wesley action figure instead of focusing on the actual game situation.

Everyone hates Wesley Crusher. Even Will Wheaton (who I hear is an avid gamer) probably hates him.
 
Avelorn

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\"Ah! who f***g cares!!?\" - Any carebear

\"*giggle* we\'re planning our plot for world domination.*tehee* We are the four riders of Apocalypse *big hug* We go after the children when they\'re young and claim their souls *waves*. - Laa-Laa, Tinky-Winky, Po, Dipsy


Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
You will NEVER hear this in Star Trek - \"Captain, the shields are holding up just GREAT!!\"
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Yeah where do they buy their shields? K-mart?
 
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boristfrog

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\"Shall we go into this creepy old house to make-out?\"
\"No, lets go somewhere warm and comfortable instead\"
No one dies.

\"Oh look an abandoned mine! Let\'s board it up safely and securely, so no one falls down it\"

\"If Lassie barks at you it means don\'t do whatever stupid thing you\'re about to do\"

\"Hmm, an annoying but handsome gentleman - I guess I\'m in love\" *well it cuts out the cruddy romcom in between
 
Amazon warrior

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by ScottRadom
Hey, I got to play in an official sanctioned GW Warhammer tourny where my opponent proxied a Wesley Crusher action fig as a giant. Organizers let him do this for whatever reason.....

Anyway I killed it on the first turn by targetting everything against it. He told me at the end of the 4th and final game that his giant never got to see a second turn, and he even won a game because his opponent wanted to kill the stupid Wesley action figure instead of focusing on the actual game situation.

Everyone hates Wesley Crusher. Even Will Wheaton (who I hear is an avid gamer) probably hates him.
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That\'s some interesting tactical psychology. Who did he bribe to be able to use it, tho?
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Ah, the organizers let him use the fig mostly because he was some kids dad and they wanted everyone to be happy!

The BS thing was I played his kid in the first round, beat him badly, and then had to play his Dad the Wesley Crusher dude in round two. He was hating me for beating his son and crushing his dreams and he scored me quite poorly in all scores that he had any input into.

I lost the overall tourny championship by 1/2 a point. Ack. Every other player (including his son) gave me top marks for everything from painting to sportsmanship, and I beat all four of my opponents.

Only the Welsey Crusher guy kept me down.

Do all Wesley Crusher stories make a little of us die every time we live or see them?
 
Amazon warrior

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by ScottRadom
Ah, the organizers let him use the fig mostly because he was some kids dad and they wanted everyone to be happy!

The BS thing was I played his kid in the first round, beat him badly, and then had to play his Dad the Wesley Crusher dude in round two. He was hating me for beating his son and crushing his dreams and he scored me quite poorly in all scores that he had any input into.

I lost the overall tourny championship by 1/2 a point. Ack. Every other player (including his son) gave me top marks for everything from painting to sportsmanship, and I beat all four of my opponents.

Only the Welsey Crusher guy kept me down.

Do all Wesley Crusher stories make a little of us die every time we live or see them?
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Wow! How pathetic of him. Mind you, proud and protective parents are scary things. You should probably be glad that all he did was mark you down!

And yes, yes that is true. I die a little just *thinking* of Wesley Crusher.
 
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hestan101

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competitions no one would enter-
raffle draw, top prize majority share in woolworths!
orc from lotr-
you know what im sick of being to dimetional, sod this im going to the shire to sellc crockery!

lines you woudlnt hear from jeeves and wooster;
well jeeves, isnt that a lovely young lady coming down the lane
yes sir, i beleive shes headed from lord mandalay\'s teaparty
ok, you knock the slag down and ill get her hand bag!
very good sir
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Yeah, it sort of sucked but what can you do? I did like the fact that he didn\'t hide his scores from me, as is the usual response in WH tournies when you\'re getting a bad score from them.

Actually I\'d like to see a movie about competitve wargaming. Something like \"King of Kong: A fistful of quarters\" would be highly entertaining given the enormous personality types I\'ve encountered in the gaming world. I\'d also kind of like to know if I\'d be the hero or the villain in a movie like that.

Hmmm....
 
Amazon warrior

Amazon warrior

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Originally posted by ScottRadom
Yeah, it sort of sucked but what can you do? I did like the fact that he didn\'t hide his scores from me, as is the usual response in WH tournies when you\'re getting a bad score from them.

Actually I\'d like to see a movie about competitve wargaming. Something like \"King of Kong: A fistful of quarters\" would be highly entertaining given the enormous personality types I\'ve encountered in the gaming world. I\'d also kind of like to know if I\'d be the hero or the villain in a movie like that.

Hmmm....
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Sounds like time for some amateur film-making to me! In all seriousness, a friend of mine made a film about a bunch of LARPers in Aberystwyth (he plays video games, but nothing else so far as I know), so you could certainly have a bash if you can find willing victi... er, volunteers. The short clip he showed me and my bf was great, but unfortunately he got a bit crazy with the editing in the full-length version. My favourite line was, \"Even monsters need nicotine!\"

And to keep this on-topic, lines you would NOT have heard in this film:
\"Actually, we look bloody stupid. Anyone fancy chucking it in and going down the pub instead?\"
(To random dog-walking stranger in the woods) \"Will you volunteer to be my sacrifice?\"
\"No, I don\'t take this too seriously at all, and these people are definitely not the only people I talk to in an average week.\"
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Sorry for the threadjack Max, I\'ll make it up to you by crushing you in the painting duel. I promise.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G1DFsEQk7X4

This is apparently a dude from Regina which is the Provincial capital of my native Saskatchewan. Check it out!
 
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