Scenes wed like to see

[hestan101]

its fine scott, and as for the painting, your sadly mistaken, my mini is primed, yes primed! beat that!
as for unlkiley larper lines, brings back memories of mrks thoughts in the peep show
\"how the f*ck did it come to this? im running around in hyde park with a plastic sword looking like someone who relaxes by lying down, turning off all the lights and shouting \'excelsior!\'

lol
(no offense meant to larpers)

 

[Amazon warrior]

Best LARPer story evar:

A group are playing Vampire: The Masquerade in London, and for some reason best known to themselves they wind up in a bank. Someone gets nervous of the scary people in costume, and some policemen turn up. The lead vampire stares at them, then walks over, waves his hand in front of the leading policeman\'s face and intones, \"DOMINATE!\"

 

[generulpoleaxe]

vampire roleplayers are puffs.

what you need is platemail and mead, hell yeah :drunk:

 

[Amazon warrior]

Originally posted by generulpoleaxe
vampire roleplayers are puffs.

what you need is platemail and mead, hell yeah :drunk:

Bring it on!!! :twisted::twisted::twisted:

 

[uberdark]

now watch it there guys....i used to be the prince of indianapolis. muwahahahaha...

i dont need platemail to kick your ass. hehehe.

 

[Amazon warrior]

Well, not unless you plan on trying to hit us with a breastplate or something.

Y\'know, I should really have a go at chainmail one of these days. I have a really cool idea for a torc/choker kind of thing with chainmail for the body and silver finials, but iif I made how I want to, it would cost a fortune. Plus I\'d need silver-srafting skills that I just don\'t have.

 

[ScottRadom]

Originally posted by uberdark
now watch it there guys....i used to be the prince of indianapolis. muwahahahaha...

i dont need platemail to kick your ass. hehehe.

Does that mean you can rock-paper-scissors the hell out of anyone?

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by ScottRadom

Originally posted by uberdark
now watch it there guys....i used to be the prince of indianapolis. muwahahahaha...

i dont need platemail to kick your ass. hehehe.

Does that mean you can rock-paper-scissors the hell out of anyone?

and dont forget the bomb.... i had my potence and fortitude maxed out..... you look at me wrong and i would bomb your butt.

 

[ScottRadom]

NICE! I have no idea what the bomb is but I like the fact that it exists, and that you can lord it over the other fake teeth wearin\' dudes!

Did you give it up, or were you ousted from your lofty position?

Seriously here in Saskatoon there are a couple rival groups for this stuff that take it all REAL serious. One guy even moved towns so he could become the prince of North Battleford (pop 12k I think).

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by ScottRadom
NICE! I have no idea what the bomb is but I like the fact that it exists, and that you can lord it over the other fake teeth wearin\' dudes!

Did you give it up, or were you ousted from your lofty position?

Seriously here in Saskatoon there are a couple rival groups for this stuff that take it all REAL serious. One guy even moved towns so he could become the prince of North Battleford (pop 12k I think).

i was the shortest running prince, i had it for 2 hours, then gave it to the prince of bloomington indiana and used her as a puppet....only to have her blood bonded to the former prince i was tyrinhg to hunt down and kill. at about that time, i quit.... i decided life was a bit mroe important.

as for the bomb, you stuck yuour thumb up in the air and it counted as a wick and only scissors beat that one.

favorite part was when i pushed the former prince so far with my potence punch that he got away because of it was classic.

and taking away experience from a loser who metagamed waaaaay too much was just great.

 

[generulpoleaxe]

if your going to hit someone you hit them, you don\'t rock scissors paper stone them to death.

where has the violence gone to with live roleplay

even had some proper sessions with steel weapons and no armour, boy does that make you sweat (and not from exursion!)

oh, amazon warrior, give me a shout about the chain choker sometime (i used to make chain shirts at one time)

 

[Amazon warrior]

Originally posted by generulpoleaxe
if your going to hit someone you hit them, you don\'t rock scissors paper stone them to death.

Quite!

Originally posted by generulpoleaxe
oh, amazon warrior, give me a shout about the chain choker sometime (i used to make chain shirts at one time)

I may well do that,, thanks. I don\'t have the space for \"proper\" chainmail, except for perhaps for practice purposes, but I could probably manage the jewelry-sized stuff.

 

[Infidel Castro]

The thing with Mock The Week....is that it\'s all done by comedians. Hence it being (some of the time) pretty funny. You see what I\'m getting at?

:no:

 

[uberdark]

ok a liitle back on topic....lets move to harry potter.

anyone have a good one for that?

 

[hestan101]

harry poter
(none of these are mine,but actaully from mock the week)
this is a true story
\"hv you heard? the police have taken away dumbeldores hardrive!\"
\'youve along got 1 gsce harry. what the bloody hell ahve you been doing for the last 7 years
\"shit!\" said ron, as harry died.
\"ive turned my cock inot a frog!\"ron excalimed
and that children, isd why reading is bad for you
so thats it, there is no god
mr dumbeldore, wed like to question you about where you got some of these \"magic\" substances
that weird thumping soundcoming from the forbidden forest was the sound of a dead horse being flogged
\"you do realise well be thirty when they make the film of this one\" said ron glumly.
\"quick, if we use our broom sticks to fly to the top of the tree of enlightenment wel be able to see hermoine taking a shower\"
it was a quiet term at hogwarts. the end
\"thers something funny about proffeser hitler\" said harry
\"this is better than chasing real dragons\" said hary as he took the tin foil and rolled up tenenr
hedwig was the last bird to be killed in the hogwarts birdflu scare
harry had always known he was a woman trapped inside a mab\'s body

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Will Farrell/Jack Black - both highly paid \'comedians\'. What would I like to see?? Hmm, well, something FUNNY.

 

[airhead]

original Star Trek:
Bones: He\'s only wounded, Jim. I think I can pull him through.

****

Man in red shirt: Hell no. You go first, Sir.

 

[Zora]

Original Star Trek:

Just before getting onto transporter:
[man in red shirt]\"You know captain, I hear the planet we\'re going down to...the ladies really dig the color red if you want to switch shirts with me.\"

[Bones]\"Damnit Jim, I\'m a doctor, not a free clinic!\"

 

[Amazon warrior]

Never heard in ST:OS

Kirk: \"Yes ma\'am, you\'re very attractive, but I must resist your charms and set a good example to my crew!\"

 

[BarstoolProphet]

This thread is making my head try to explode with ideas.

I\'ll post some when I can sort them out. If I\'m not busy painting.