Originally posted by ScottRadom
Why the hell did my wife put a winky face emoticon on the subject?
Think about it...
... you\'re out of the house...
... she doesn\'t have to cook for you...
... you\'re not making any messes she has to clean up...
... sympathy from her friends...
... and now you\'ve got a nice little tender spot she can poke at if you misbehave!
