Self Satisfaction 1.01

[Manus]

Don\'t know - maybe it\'s just my sence of humor, but I found this on a papertowel dispencer in a public restroom, and I found it etremely funny.
There is a slight chance it\'s lame , but I just had to share it with someone .

 

[matty1001]

lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

It\'d be a lot funnier if you stood next to it at the appropriate level lol

 

[DaN]

If only I could upload some pics from my phone

A particular favourite of mine is whenever I use a public toilet and find that the hand-dryer is in fact a DAN DRYER lol

But I guess that\'s a bit personal

Another one I have is when I was on a coach a few months back, and noticed some wear on a sign stencilled on a nearby window...

It SHOULD have read: \"In emergency, break glass with hammer\"

What it ACTUALLY said: \"In emergency, break ass with ham\"

Well, it made me laugh

 

[freakinacage]

we have a cafe at home called tuckers. needless to say, it doesn\'t take much paint to change the meaning of the sign!

 

[johnboyjjb]

Welcome to Dirty Dicks Crab House.
\"I got my crabs from dirty dicks.\"

Actual slogan for an actual restaurant.

 

[Talion]

From my 2004 tour of Japan.

So we did......they can\'t complain it said to do it on the sign.

 

[Manus]

them japanese - (not being impolite just an entry to say I also think this could be from Japan)

 

[vincenti]

AWESOME FUN, GUYS lol lol
I nearly wet myself ......more please :wow:

GOD Bless ...............VINCENTI

 

[Bill]

Taken in a restaurant window in Levanto

http://engrish.com has loads of really funny ones, like the one Manus posted - there was a thread about it here not too long ago. Hours of fun

 

[Talion]

Muscle\'s in a Duffle-Coat??????

Whats all that about................we all know that muscles only wear speedos.

silly people

 

[Matt Cexwish]

Hehe... Reminds me of my Vacation in Poland last Year...

This geezer was... uh, just creepy......



Borat, anyone......?... (jeah... I know, supid...)...



Call me strange, but I laughted my ass of when I saw this...^_^... Glögg... ^_^... Tasted good...

 

[Gilvan Blight]

For more signs:

www.engrish.com

Think I have posted this here in similar threads like 6 times now.

Edit, meant to include a favourite:

http://www.engrish.com

 

[airhead]

Hey, be careful there. I am one of those \"Slow men working\"
:evil:

 

[Thecadian]

My Mum got my gran a book of sayings like his for Christmas

it was called lost in translation or something like that.

Very,Very funny



edit:found it

Have a look at the excerts

 

[slidedog]

Just had to say thanks. I was just on engrish.com, I haven\'t laughed that hard in a VERY long time, I needed that!lol

 

[freakinacage]

a couple of photos i took in Andorra:

first ia a rather strange fire escape sign. if smoke is abundant walk in four legs?:

please not the contes of the everest sandwich (we didnt try it)

 

[Sonnyslayer]

Originally posted by Matt Cexwish
Call me strange, but I laughted my ass of when I saw this...^_^... Glögg... ^_^... Tasted good...

Hey! Thats some quality swedish glögg
But Santa looks evil.

 

[Avelorn]

I don\'t think I ever had Saturnus Glögg... We sort of always drink Blossa..

And yes Santas can be very creepy... But not as scary as clowns though.

EDIT

How about this. Not mistypes or engrish but very fun marketing ploys!

 

[hakoMike]

Originally posted by Talion
From my 2004 tour of Japan.

So we did......they can\'t complain it said to do it on the sign.

I\'ve probably mentioned this before, but we had a Nihonjin here at the university with either the same name or similar (either Takashita or Takeshita) and first name starting with \"i\"... username ended up being \"itakeshit\" or \"itakashit\" ... can\'t remember which.