Senior Citizen...Where\'s my bus pass?!
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\"And thank the gods its Mrs Slocombe, and not their inner Mrs Bucket.\"
I assume this is a reference to the infamous and highly annoying git Mrs. Bouquet as she pronounced it. Although Bucket was much more fitting.
It\'s good to know I am not the only mini addicted soul that loves Are You Being Served! Fawlty Towers and Red Dwarf are also classics. If you are a sci-fi nut that hasn\'t seen Red Dwarf, do yourself a favor. The best sci-fi sitcom ever created!
I assume this is a reference to the infamous and highly annoying git Mrs. Bouquet as she pronounced it. Although Bucket was much more fitting.
It\'s good to know I am not the only mini addicted soul that loves Are You Being Served! Fawlty Towers and Red Dwarf are also classics. If you are a sci-fi nut that hasn\'t seen Red Dwarf, do yourself a favor. The best sci-fi sitcom ever created!
DennisMech
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Originally posted by tooshy
I can\'t help but get the feeling that my prescence here on the forums has only
served (pun intended) in getting people in touch with their inner \"Mrs Slocombe\". I used to think an innuendo was a
suppository until I joined this forum
Well you were just asking for it by naming yourself Tooshy. C\'mon, there\'s no way you just forgot to add a little space there...
@Steelcult, Hee hee, like that show. My parents watch it and always remember how much they liked living in in England, they also remember all the bad stuff too lol
tooshy
Active member
Farty Touwels...
ok...firstly, I have always been called Tooshy since I\'ve been on the net. It\'s not a case of forgetting to put a \'space\' or a dash in between - AOL wouldn\'t allow that, so tooshy it was - and Dennis stop being cheeky to your Mother
Now Dauber and SteelCult - I\'m just working out what to do with you two. I\'m having some mole-grips cast in resin. Nice and strong and certainly won\'t show up via the airport metal-dectors. Now I just need a few more Nectar points and I can get my ticket.......:]
PS If my name was the butt reference as everyone thinks it is....wouldn\'t it be spelt Tushy?!?!? Damn Yanks - carn\'t speeel for shite
ok...firstly, I have always been called Tooshy since I\'ve been on the net. It\'s not a case of forgetting to put a \'space\' or a dash in between - AOL wouldn\'t allow that, so tooshy it was - and Dennis stop being cheeky to your Mother
Now Dauber and SteelCult - I\'m just working out what to do with you two. I\'m having some mole-grips cast in resin. Nice and strong and certainly won\'t show up via the airport metal-dectors. Now I just need a few more Nectar points and I can get my ticket.......:]
PS If my name was the butt reference as everyone thinks it is....wouldn\'t it be spelt Tushy?!?!? Damn Yanks - carn\'t speeel for shite
DennisMech
New member
Originally posted by dauber22
It happens to nearly everyone. As you become a Senior, your Tooshy gets wider.
[ducking & running]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well Tooshy, if you can hijack that whole thread about vibrators, well, um... I declare this thread about Fleshlights!. So HA!
EDIT: Oh, um, the link is adult by the way, so umm, don\'t go there.
Originally posted by DennisMech
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well Tooshy, if you can hijack that whole thread about vibrators, well, um... I declare this thread about Fleshlights!. So HA!
EDIT: Oh, um, the link is adult by the way, so umm, don\'t go there.
How old are you again?
G
Grumbold Ironbrow
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Congrats Tooshy
Congrats on reaching senior citizenship. I\'d ask about a discount at the CMON store...
Cheers,
Grumb
Congrats on reaching senior citizenship. I\'d ask about a discount at the CMON store...
Cheers,
Grumb
Sand Rat
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Why go to the trouble and expense of casting them in resin when you can get a perfectly good pair of mole/vise grips over here? Hell, you can buy em at the Quickie Mart, no liscence or proof of need required. Then you wouldn\'t have to wait for the points to fly over, you could use the cash from the resin grips. Hell, I might even talk the gf into letting you crash on the floor in the living room if you were a coming over the pond just to pick on me - she might enjoy watching someone else do it for a while.
Originally posted by steelcult
Why go to the trouble and expense of casting them in resin when you can get a perfectly good pair of mole/vise grips over here? Hell, you can buy em at the Quickie Mart, no liscence or proof of need required. Then you wouldn\'t have to wait for the points to fly over, you could use the cash from the resin grips. Hell, I might even talk the gf into letting you crash on the floor in the living room if you were a coming over the pond just to pick on me - she might enjoy watching someone else do it for a while.
And, if it\'ll be more convenient, just wait til spring. I\'ll probably be in Texas visiting my kids then. That\'ll save you a lot of excess mileage
Oh my Gawd...
I particularly appreciated the \'how to use\' section.
But...why on earth would anyone want to disguise one of them as a beer can or a torch??? Clear proof that \'spanking the monkey\' kills off brain cells if you ask me
I\'ve seen it all nowOriginally posted by DennisMech
Well Tooshy, if you can hijack that whole thread about vibrators, well, um... I declare this thread about Fleshlights!. So HA!
EDIT: Oh, um, the link is adult by the way, so umm, don\'t go there.
I particularly appreciated the \'how to use\' section.But...why on earth would anyone want to disguise one of them as a beer can or a torch??? Clear proof that \'spanking the monkey\' kills off brain cells if you ask me
Originally posted by steelcult
Originally posted by dauber22
Dallas area. Plano, to be exact. Oldest is a senior this year.
Hmm, thats only about 3 hrs away - we might be able to arrange to meet if you want.
That\'d be cool
Have to wait to find out when I\'ll be there. He\'s a baseball player and I\'ve got to be down there for his \"Senior Day\" game. Get to do the whole proud parent thing. When I know more, I\'ll let you know.DennisMech
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Originally posted by finn17
I\'ve seen it all now
But...why on earth would anyone want to disguise one of them as a beer can or a torch??? Clear proof that \'spanking the monkey\' kills off brain cells if you ask me
Duh...uh....umm
Originally posted by Tuubje
How old are you again?
Bah! It\'s the internet!
