Shackled

[BarstoolProphet]

Welcome to the club matey...dont believe the hype, marriage owns!

But divorce means you only get half.

Not married. Pointing and laughing very loudly....

to hide that I'm jealous.

 

[airhead]

EVIL! with your background

And Congrats!

What?
She's a better shot than I am.
Took her to the range last week and she outscored me.

 

[ded2day]

Congratulations. I/we just celebrated my 1st anniversary on Sunday.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Yes, I slew my independence upon the pointy end of a vow. I'm married now. All married people please feel free to point and laugh.

Ain't laughing mate, I'm smiling on your good fortune.
Good times and bad times I'll guarantee you'll have both, just stick with it.
Mine's put up with me for 31 years, so I'm suspecting my insurance payout must be pretty good.

Good piece of advice from Robert Heinlien:
"When you find out you're right, apologise to her at once".

 

[Torn blue sky]

That's just it Dr, women are sneaky creatures, they wait until your life insurance reaches a premium! Remember to feed the dog a little of every meal you're about to consume and wait 5 minutes.

 

[spazomatic]

*sigh* Another one bites the dust.

Sorry if I'm not gushing with congrats. I've just had too many bad experiences with women, my latest being my divorce after 8 years. Don't want to get into it, but I'm better off. No more endless honey-do lists, no more nagging, no more stupid arguments about nothing. Enjoying my newfound bachelorhood. Marriage be hanged.

Good luck... you're going to need it.