Love the eye! Reminds me of my mate Big Jim (he’s called Jim and he looks like a sumo wrestler) he had a take away curry when we were all pissed at his house and he said it was bland so he crumbled some dried bird eye chillies into it being all manly. Five minutes later he itched his eye....he hadn’t washed his hand....it was literally bright red and bulging out of his eye socket. We tried to help but we were on the floor howling with laughter.