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philologus

Subgenius
Alright we had posts on what your zombie name is and perfect job etc.

Those of you who have read Kurt Vonnegut (Shawn R.L.) will understand this. For those who haven\'t: KV wrote a book called slapstick where in a future America the government implements a plan to create extended families based on randomly assigned middle names. The names involve an object noun followed by a hyphen and a # from 1-20. If your word and # are the same you are immediate family; same word=cousin type relationship. Here is the random generator: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/lonesome

Have fun and share with your new family members. :)
 
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Sturmhalo

Guest
Originally posted by Fizl
Sharon Oriole-19 Jeffery?!?

Err - whats an oriole?

Shaz

It\'s the bit around your nipple! Isn\'t it?

Hmmmm.... nipples

I\'m: Simon Muskellunge-6 Bradley

Why do I do these stupid name things? I\'ve got better things to do than waste my time on them! I could be catching up on sleep!
 

philologus

Subgenius
The bit around your nipples....

Does the statistics link track the amount of time it takes for a thread discussion to steer towards genitalia, scatology, coprophagy or other deviance? :D It might be enlightening. :D...or Freudian, or titillating (for some)
 
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Sturmhalo

Guest
Originally posted by philologus
Does the statistics link track the amount of time it takes for a thread discussion to steer towards genitalia, scatology, coprophagy or other deviance? :D It might be enlightening. :D

As I said earlier: Hmmm... nipples...

I like a bit of necrophilia myself. Not many specialist magazines cover that tho. Shame.

These threads are all too easily hi-jacked. And I loves it does.

lol
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
Originally posted by Sturmhalo
F***


Pissed on my fireworks.

Depends on if you are into orange and black songbirds rather than nipples, doesn\'t it?

Shaz
 
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Sturmhalo

Guest
hmmm... nipples v birds?

Have the birds gotta be the feathery variety or can they be the leggy, breasty, long haired variety who I see knocking around town?

:D

:innocent:
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
Originally posted by Sturmhalo
hmmm... nipples v birds?

Have the birds gotta be the feathery variety or can they be the leggy, breasty, long haired variety who I see knocking around town?

:D

:innocent:

This could deteriorate very quickly, but here goes.....

Are the long legged breasty variety orange and black, and do they sing in trees?

Shaz
 

Modderrhu

New member
Chirpies? Me thinks that Sturmhalo already has gonoriole. :p

Otherwise, it seems that Bilbo Baggins and Suckme ABigOne and I are cousins! :eek:
 
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