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finn17

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That is so lame...

Steve Oyster-12 Apted:|~

Anyone starts refering to me as a bivalve mollusc is gonna be looking at a bunch of fives ;)
 
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Modderrhu

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Actually, I don\'t know which is worse, Gavin Apple-15 Lotter or Oyster. At least I\'m not related to any of you sorry bunch of bozos... yet.

But we won\'t call you a bivalve mollusc, finn. Filter feeder, maybe. Bottom dweller, definitely. :D
 
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MarkusTay

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This has got to be the worst one yet -

Mark Muskellunge-11 Taylor

What the f__k is a Muskellunge?!
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Editted: didn\'t realize there was a page 2 to this thread, and apparently there is someone else with Shi__y luck!

Hi Brother Darth, see you and the rest of the Mollusk kinfolk at the next family reunion! lol
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philologus

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What is a muskellunge?

A North American fresh water game fish, often referred to as a Muskie. Big teeth, fight quite well.
 
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Nelson

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Owen Alligator-2 Fitzpatrick

Originally posted by philologus
I am Dave Alligator-5 Morris. I like it.
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Looks like we\'re related, Dave!

Now give me your address so I may be sure to avoid it.....;)
 
freakinacage

freakinacage

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@rev - and aquamarine sounds sooooo butch!!

@finn - if i used tim, rather than timothy, i am an oyster. does that mean i have to buy a cowboy hat?
 
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MarkusTay

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Great, I\'m not a snail-like creature...

Originally posted by philologus
A North American fresh water game fish, often referred to as a Muskie. Big teeth, fight quite well.
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I\'m a freakin\' fish, instead! Me and my \"Muskie\" odor. lol

I\'ll just close my eyes, smell myself, and pretend I\'m somewhere else... :innocent:
 
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sniffles

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Originally posted by freakinacage
timothy chipmunk-13 manning. why a bloody chipmunk. how gay is that?! why can\'t i be \'eagle\'. balls
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Hey, freak, we\'re related!! :D
This is disturbing, though. A chipmunk. I better not tell zora.

What happens when you marry? Maybe I better go check out my fiancee\'s name and find out who he\'s related to!!!
 
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