So am I forgiven?

[finn17]

LOL

I know my language can get a bit \'flowery\' at times, but I don\'t ever recall using the word \'malodorous\'

I will however, make this my \'word of the week\' and use it as often as I can:flip:

I use the word \'git\' at least 100 times a day. But when you work with the sort of malodorous nincompoops that I have to put up with...

That\'s 1

:bouncy:

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by finn17
If people post Space Marines, common Reaper minis and the usual GW output, then BY GOD, they have to be good to stand out from the crowd.

There is nothing strange, mystical or \'tough\' about that simple fact...

As a painter/poster of \"common Reaper minis\", I agree. My minis are painted for tabletop use. Anything I score above a 5 is gravy to me. But I am not painting for CMON scores, I paint to have cool minis on my D&D table - I just like to share them with you guys and get \"abused\" by the ratings/comments. Those ratings & comments help me make the next one better.

Here I am in the bottom quarter, but I can out paint anybody at my local game shop, mostly thanks to the comments and techniques that I got here.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Finn17:

I use the word \'git\' at least 100 times a day. But when you work with the sort of malodorous nincompoops that I have to put up with...

You are being very polite there..as an educational psycologist, I would have thought that there were several more colourful explitives in the English language that would have been more applicable.

I still think the best non swearing descripitive I ever heard was:-
\"5 million sperm and HE was the winner!\"

 

[Gin1906]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Finn17:

I use the word \'git\' at least 100 times a day. But when you work with the sort of malodorous nincompoops that I have to put up with...

I still think the best non swearing descripitive I ever heard was:-
\"5 million sperm and HE was the winner!\"

OMG, I laughted so hard I spewed coffee on my computer, and 5 minutes later, I still have tears in my eyes, you really need to post warnings... example...

WARNING content will make you spew!

lollol

Have a great day!

 

[airhead]

If it wasn\'t for the fact that he is so funny, we would take a hammer to his fingers, but we let him have his fingers to type.
(I wonder if he could just type with his \"off\" hand and we could hammer his painting fingers?)lol

 

[darthfoley]

Don\'t touch his fingers til he\'s done painting that elf I sent him.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by airhead
If it wasn\'t for the fact that he is so funny, we would take a hammer to his fingers, but we let him have his fingers to type.
(I wonder if he could just type with his \"off\" hand and we could hammer his painting fingers?)lol

I have decided that my website needs a signature theme. I\'ve found the perfect one..

....All Together Now.....
.....
.....
\"If I had a Hammer,
I\'d Hammer in the evening,
I\'d Hammer in the morning,
All over this land.......\"



lollollol

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
....All Together Now.....
.....
.....
\"If I had a Hammer,
I\'d Hammer in the evening,
I\'d Hammer in the morning,
All over this land.......\"

Ummmmmm....... CLose , but:

\"If I had a Hammer,
I\'d Hammer in the evening,
I\'d Hammer in the morning,
All over
his hand.......\"

lol:bouncy:lol

 

[airhead]

Coffee all over my monitor & keyboard now. Thanks.lollollol

 

[Anaughtybear]

Yes, members here have a hard time being impartial about scoring miniatures. If they see anything cute, slightly clever or a half naked girl, the score goes up 2 points automatically. If you don\'t have a foot tall base on your miniature, the score goes down 2 points and they all wail like a bunch of romanian peasant women at a funeral. It\'s fact, sorry. I for one try to judge only on the paint job, but it\'s hard to tell the difference between all the damn Fiannas and space marines. People are just going to vote for what they like for the most part, too bad for me that I don\'t happen to like the same things as most people.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by airhead
Coffee all over my monitor & keyboard now. Thanks.lollollol

MwuuuuuuuHaaaaaahaaaa: That\'s two keyboards and one monitor bathed in caffine in one thread. NOW that\'s what I call a good score! lollollol
(I\'ve a previous best of getting Finn17 to bath his keyboard and monitor, but that doesn\'t count as it was Cappuccino.)

I really must do something about a picture of my skill equalising hammer. :innocent:

 

[Klute]

Would that be a magical ice hammer,or painted in nmm or even sky earth(maybe not eh).Or a flame hammer bursting forth damaging fingers and simultaniousely corterising them.

Or is it just a plain old 16oz Stanley.
Could be an Estwing.
Ive got a 2lb ball pain in my toolbox at work.You can do more than fingers with that.Whole arms.

Mwooohhaaahhaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh:flame:

 

[airhead]

I like this one: 3 lb. sledge:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by airhead
I like this one: 3 lb. sledge:

That\'s not my hammer.
It\'s Plumb\'s! lollollol

 

[supervike]

tough crowd...

Originally posted by finn17
That this:

Currently stands at 8.5. You will notice a distinct lack of NMM and nothing Godlike to speak of. Granted, it does have a display base, but most importantly....it is original, it has a spark of humour.

If people post Space Marines, common Reaper minis and the usual GW output, then BY GOD, they have to be good to stand out from the crowd.

There is nothing strange, mystical or \'tough\' about that simple fact...

I love this pic, when I stumbled across it last year, I used it for my \"wallpaper\" for the entire month of October!

 

[finn17]

Don\'t get me wrong...

I love that pic too and it is easily worth its score.

I was simply trying to point out that you don\'t always need half-naked chicks, foot high display bases and acres of NMM to produce a high scoring mini.

 

[supervike]

Don\'t need them, but it sure don\'t hurt!

Originally posted by finn17

I was simply trying to point out that you don\'t always need half-naked chicks, foot high display bases and acres of NMM to produce a high scoring mini.

Good, I thought you were \'dissin my homeboy, didn\'t want to have to throw down and pop a cap in your ass.

(actually, I have no idea what that means, I just saw it on a movie this past weekend) lollollollollol

 

[finn17]

Hmmm....

Originally posted by supervike
Good, I thought you were \'dissin my homeboy, didn\'t want to have to throw down and pop a cap in your ass.

(actually, I have no idea what that means, I just saw it on a movie this past weekend) lollollollollol

Sounds like a combination of violence and/or buggery...If I have a choice I will opt for the violence please

 

[Dragonsreach]

Good, I thought you were \'dissin my homeboy, didn\'t want to have to throw down and pop a cap in your ass.

I always thought it was \"Bust a cap in your ass\" as in shoot someone.

I translate that quote as \"I believed you were insulting my good friend and didn\'t want to have to draw a firearm and provide your body with some extra ventilation\".

However the \'Geordie\' version would be something akin to:
\"HowYee,DeYeeWannaSmackInnaGoblike?\"

Such an articulate language is English, is it not?


PS A \'Geordie\' is someone born in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. (Which I was.)

 

[Klute]

Didnt Catherine Cookson write a book about you.