so you\'ve gone back in time...

[darklord]

you find out you are going back 1000 years into the past, you can take one item with you to help you out. what would it be?
a gun maybe, but the bullets will run out, car - needs petrol. tv - no signal or electricity

so whats your item of choice?

 

[alextheartist]

A very large army..

 

[Dragonsreach]

A thermo-nuclear explosive device and ask for an audience in the Vatican. :twisted:

 

[lizcam]

a fairly large supply of penicillin and the instructions on how to make more.

 

[Kaine]

A time machine

 

[Evil Dave]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart\'s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That\'s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It\'s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That\'s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

 

[johnboyjjb]

Going back 1000 years - wouldn\'t a large supply of rat poison be an ok idea? No, wait, its a little to early for that. I think, since respect in those days was earned by brute force, a pair of semi-auto pistols with a small mound of armor piercing bullets. You would only have to drop a small handful of cocky ignorant people before they stopped testing you.

First thing I thought of was the boomstick section too.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Kind of like the present day. lol

Originally posted by johnboyjjb
Going back 1000 years - wouldn\'t a large supply of rat poison be an ok idea? No, wait, its a little to early for that. I think, since respect in those days was earned by brute force, a pair of semi-auto pistols with a small mound of armor piercing bullets. You would only have to drop a small handful of cocky ignorant people before they stopped testing you.

 

[wiccanpony]

I would go back a little more then a 1000 years and teach Boadicea the art of guerrilla warfare, none of that flashy charge head long onto Roman swords

 

[Davyboy74]

What the fuck is the point of this thread?

Edit: It wont let me say F**K

 

[darklord]

same as a lot of threads on here, just some random fun, or if you want to go deeper a challenging and philosophical question

 

[Theomar Pius]

I\'m with kaine, a time machine to get back!

 

[Einion]

A thousand years exactly? Damn, too early to influence Hastings. Ah well, never mind.

I\'d bring a solar-powered palmtop, with an entire encyclopedia, and more, on it.

Einion

 

[Zora]

A digital camera.



Let the evil begin...

 

[Logan]

Originally posted by Kaine

A time machine

Lend me that when you\'re done with it fella...

 

[Infidel Castro]

Why would you want to? Wouldn\'t you prefer to go and experience the past as it should have been experienced? Other than a decent pair of shoes, a complete medical kit, an umbrella and a lighter, why would you need anything? Really...

 

[uberdark]

an army of squats.

that way they dont die out in the 90\'s.

 

[supervike]

Indoor Plumbing.


Imagine the lives I could change...and the ALTERNATE current time line!

Instead of going John to take a crap, folks would be going to the super to take a vike!!!

Don\'t forget to wipe your dauber!

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by supervike
Indoor Plumbing.


Imagine the lives I could change...and the ALTERNATE current time line!

Instead of going John to take a crap, folks would be going to the super to take a vike!!!

Don\'t forget to wipe your dauber!

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT CALLING A TOILET A \"JOHN\"!!!!!

imagine how i felt having the first name john and middle name richard.

thats about as bad as naming your kid connor. almost...though.

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by uberdark
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT CALLING A TOILET A \"JOHN\"!!!!!

Perhaps not, but it IS funny calling the customer of a hooker a \"John\"! :]