so you\'ve gone back in time...

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Ritual

Originally posted by uberdark
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT CALLING A TOILET A \"JOHN\"!!!!!

Perhaps not, but it IS funny calling the customer of a hooker a \"John\"! :]

your point issssss?

 

[Ritual]

Nothing... just funny how the name John is used for all sorts of things, that\'s all. Possibly because it\'s so common. You call unidentified bodies John Doe, for instance...

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Ritual
Nothing... just funny how the name John is used for all sorts of things, that\'s all. Possibly because it\'s so common. You call unidentified bodies John Doe, for instance...

look just because my name is john doesnt mean i go to the street corners on lets sayyy a friday night between 10 and 11 to go for a......umm... walk..... i have no clue why someone would use my name for that.

oops..... be back in an hour i have a court date.

coughs..... errr.... umm bye.

 

[Ritual]

At least, if you end up in a dumpster with a pop in your cap and your wallet stolen, the cops will call you by your right first name! lol

 

[Queenoftheunifrogs]

a full set of mens clothing and something to bind my chest flat with as lets face it, 1000 years ago womens lives sucked, at least as a man id stand a better chance.

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Ritual
At least, if you end up in a dumpster with a pop in your cap and your wallet stolen, the cops will call you by your right first name! lol

in all actuality i found a dead hooker in a dumpster behind my apt. in college. and her name was NOT john.

hahahaha.

it was actually pretty creepy. especially her face....which i wont go into...mainly because there wasnt much too it.

 

[Ritual]

Eww... :|~

 

[darklord]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by Ritual
At least, if you end up in a dumpster with a pop in your cap and your wallet stolen, the cops will call you by your right first name! lol

in all actuality i found a dead hooker in a dumpster behind my apt. in college. and her name was NOT john.

hahahaha.

it was actually pretty creepy. especially her face....which i wont go into...mainly because there wasnt much too it.

was it a thai hooker? maybe it was a john after all

 

[Kaine]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by Ritual
At least, if you end up in a dumpster with a pop in your cap and your wallet stolen, the cops will call you by your right first name! lol

in all actuality i found a dead hooker in a dumpster behind my apt. in college. and her name was NOT john.

hahahaha.

it was actually pretty creepy. especially her face....which i wont go into...mainly because there wasnt much too it.

How did you know she was a hooker ?

 

[uberdark]

she had local indianapolis hooker union card with her.




the cops came by and told me later.

they questioned me and asked if i heard any gunshots the night before....

i was like \"yeah\"

they asked when.

and i answered all night long.

it was definitely an interesting place.

 

[supervike]

This thread took a very dark, and very bizarre left turn.


Is it possible we could go back in time, and avoid those last few posts?

lol

 

[Naukhel]

It would be interesting to see if the Dark Ages could actually be averted. Think how
much more advanced civilization might be if scientific discovery hadn\'t been pretty
much branded \'heresy\' by the church.

Then again, we might have blown ourselves off the face of the planet a
hundred years ago if that happened.

 

[Prophet]

I\'d have to take my 1009 AD Sports Almanac with me. I\'d totally clean up.

 

[Ritual]

Originally posted by uberdark
they questioned me and asked if i heard any gunshots the night before....

i was like \"yeah\"

they asked when.

and i answered all night long.

it was definitely an interesting place.

You must have lived in a nice part of that town! I mean, if there were only gun fire during the night...

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Ritual

Originally posted by uberdark
they questioned me and asked if i heard any gunshots the night before....

i was like \"yeah\"

they asked when.

and i answered all night long.

it was definitely an interesting place.

You must have lived in a nice part of that town! I mean, if there were only gun fire during the night...

well there was also the guy who shot up fermaldehyde one apt building over and killed his girlfriend.

ummm lets see.... i also got shot at once when two fellas were shooting at each other and i got into the cross fire.

there was also the time i was on the 10 o\'clock news because a bank robber had held up in our apt. building with 70 different rooms.
funniest part was they never found the guy.

oh yeah and another time a bum tried to rob me and i broke a six pack of beer over his head to get away. dont worry guys it was only coors light.

if it had been more expensive i might have thought differently.

and this all took place a block away from my college.

 

[Darling Albert]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by Ritual

Originally posted by uberdark
they questioned me and asked if i heard any gunshots the night before....

i was like \"yeah\"

they asked when.

and i answered all night long.

it was definitely an interesting place.

You must have lived in a nice part of that town! I mean, if there were only gun fire during the night...

well there was also the guy who shot up fermaldehyde one apt building over and killed his girlfriend.

ummm lets see.... i also got shot at once when two fellas were shooting at each other and i got into the cross fire.

there was also the time i was on the 10 o\'clock news because a bank robber had held up in our apt. building with 70 different rooms.
funniest part was they never found the guy.

oh yeah and another time a bum tried to rob me and i broke a six pack of beer over his head to get away. dont worry guys it was only coors light.

if it had been more expensive i might have thought differently.

and this all took place a block away from my college.

Hmm, ja *looks at clipboard and writes something down*. Ja, zis be givink valuable inzight into Herr. Uberdarks personality complex. Possibly, zese be incidents which scar his mind, ja valuable information indeed. To me, it very much looks like zese haff been experiences that have, how do you say, \"Screwed you up\", hmm, indeed, und zis in mein professional opinion to which ze only cure is three more hours spent in ze basement per day.

 

[wiccanpony]

shouldn\'t Darling Albert be on the Commando Theard

 

[uberdark]

methinks this \"albert\" might be another person on here. maybe its dauber\'s other alter ego og another alter ego.

 

[Sand Rat]

1000 Years - no interest what so ever.

50 or 60 years - yes, along with my camera and Bettie Page\'s address at the time. . . . . .

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Queenoftheunifrogs
a full set of mens clothing and something to bind my chest flat with as lets face it, 1000 years ago womens lives sucked, at least as a man id stand a better chance.

Of being burned at the stake as a witch.
\"Cross dressing\" was such a sure sign of satans work.

And Kate let\'s face it most of history has had women as oppressed in some form.

Uberdark, well that does explain some things.................