Something to think on.

[alextheartist]

Prehaps its his fantasy?

 

[Undave]

Yeah the one using two hands is carrying the anal probe and the other two have the batteries :twisted:

 

[ScottRadom]

You need to accurately visualize something first, then act upon it. Just like Tom Cruise in \"The Last Samurai\" when he represents all over those fools when they try to jump him in the alley. Who jumps a guy with a Samurai Sword anyway? He\'s either....

a) A batshit crazy dude with a Samurai Sword

b) A Samurai with a Samurai sword.

two things I want NO part in.

But again, it\'s all about visualizing, right Mud Duck?

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Originally posted by ScottRadom
Prophet: Your reply was retarded and insulting. Wiser\'s Rye is for Newfie\'s and other sub-humans. We drink Crown Royal!

Dumb-ass. But you\'re likely not too far off on the rest of it.

You\'re right. I was feeling out of sorts and took it out on you (and Saskatchewanians in general). I apologize for saying you\'d use Wiser\'s. It was a low blow.

 

[mud duck]

@Alex NNNNNOPE. Theoricial musing.
@UnDave The idea is that WE don\'t know what they are carrying. Weapons, Tri-Corders, Gifts, a couple bottles of 150 year old Venusian Scotch and a bong of the good space pot, the possibilities are endless.
The possibility that we may start an inter galactic war (IE Mars attacks, the bubblegum cards version), or misunderstand act of peace, or that they misunderstand the actions of the dog (my thinking is that the hound in this case if not teetered may attack, just because of the reactions of you the viewer. Plus, there is the possibility that the ship is putting out some form of radiation the may kill you, the dog, and everything in a 100 meter or so radius.
So gosh darn it. Stop being such a kill joy.

quote Barstool
I thought the question was self explanatory. Clearly someone is pooling opinion\'s on what to do if 3 alien land in Minnesota. Now that Jesse \"the Body\" Ventura is out of office I think extra terrestrials have sort of declared Minnesota as a \"free-for-all land of opportunity\".

unqoute

Well Al Frankin did go from 400 some odd votes behind to 200-300 ahead in the recount for State Senator??????

 

[airhead]

I\'d probably watch them for a while through the window - from the \'safety\' of my house.

I\'ve seen enough old alien movies to know that they are probably up to no good, but all the Star Treks say they just want to be pals and share their cool toys. Hope so. We\'ll all be on the patio around the BBQ with some beers then.


However, if they nuke the dog, we\'ll find out if they are carrying personal protection fields. If light caliber doesn\'t work, we\'ve got some heavier bolt action stuff that might move the whole alien back a foot or two... If that fails, it is out the back door to the local gun range to get some rocket propelled goodies and notify someone with better toys than me.

 

[Kester]

Originally posted by ScottRadom
What to do, what to do.....

UFO is on my lawn, right? That makes them trespassers and NOBODY pulls that on good ole Ma Radom\'s boy! I go in crazy berserk Wolverine style, I work on the biggest one that\'s only holding something in it\'s right hand first. Unless they\'re bigger than about 7ft 2in I should be able to drop him with a solar plexus flurry, call it maybe 1 to 1.5 seconds.

By the time this happens the one holding something in both his hands will drop his package. I don\'t know if he\'s gonna try to run for it or fight it out. Before it hits the ground I\'m gonna run, slide on my back to underneath his legs and catch the package in my chest.

\"You dropped something.\" Then I kip up and drive the package into his chest, slamming whatever important organs are inside his torso out his back. \"You should be more careful with your belongings sir, there\'s some strange beings around with no respect for property law.\" I\'ll say in gruff, measured tones.

By this time about 2 to 2.5 seconds have elapsed. The third alien is ALWAYS the sneakiest. I\'m sure by this time he\'ll be holding my dog by the throat pointing the object in his right hand at my dogs head.

\"Qwort, Qwort right now Mutha Fujja!\" It\'ll yell in it\'s high pitched squeaky voice.

\"Go ahead. We call them bitches for a reason.\" I\'ll say. My dog will whimper at the hurt my statement causes.

\"I mean it man! If you don\'t qwort right now I\'m gonna, I\'m gonna...... I\'ll do it man!\". The whiny voice will REALLY be getting to me by now.

\"Let me ask you somethin\'. Did you drive all this way just to hide behind some animal? Or do you make the trip to see how hard you really are?\"

\"I don\'t need this gun, I don\'t need ANYTHING to take you on! M\'kbla\'gh!!!!!\". That\'s the last mistake this critter will make. I think I\'ll finish this one off with a severe straight arm chop to it\'s neck. With my timing and upper body strength it\'s very likely that it\'ll be decapitated.

Then I\'ll wander over to my dog. It\'ll have it\'s tail between it\'s legs, not quite making eye contact with me. Can a dog cry?

\"Sorry girl, they were just words.\" I\'ll say as I scratch under her chin. \"You know I love you, and I\'d never let any bastard harm you.\"

\"Ruff!\" The spring wil be back in her step, and all will be forgiven.

\"Now go ahead and bury those with the others girl. Yes you can keep the leg bones on these ones too.\" She\'ll run off excitedly to dig new holes near where the rest of the alien, demon, and time travelling trespassers bodies go.

\"I\'m off to make a call to General Strayhan over at the super secret army base. Looks like we got another thwarted alien invasion over here, and that means a case of beer on the government dime!\"

\"RUFF!\"


Ask a simple question, get a simple answer.

Nurse... Young Radom has been at the turpentine again....lol

 

[Avelorn]

There has been no alien landings, I repeat NO alien landings. And no the red squirrels did not \"arrive with the ships\"...those are just sad rumours by sad individuals. Even more so that monkeys are another breed of alien and that they are fighting out an intergalactic war on our backyard.

At least you have no proof!