Sorry Ladies....

Evil Dave

New member
Yes, I, Evil Dave, am sorry.
I\'m sorry to shatter your hopes and dreams, but alas, in ten days I shall be off the market.
I shall be getting married on December 14th in a small ceremony.
I tried to hold it off as long as possible, but she felt nine years was long enough.

Farewell freedom.
 

Itchy

New member
Say it aint so! Girls are nothing but evil... EVIL i say. Heartbreakers, all of \'em!

i mean... Congrats!:D

Edit... darn, somebody\'s always gotta beat me last minute, huh? lol
 

Ogrebane

Active member
Well thee goes your plans for world domination then. By the time youve mowed the lawn cleaned the gutters swept the footpath put out the trash watered and weeded the garden and mopped the floor after TRACKING ALL THAT MUD THRU THE HOUSE JUST AFTER I FINISHED CLEANING, you\'ll be too knackered.

Its not too late you know. We can always use another meglamaniac in Oz.

Oh well better say congrats hope she lets you keep a small corner of the shed to store your minis in.
 

Itchy

New member
Ogrebane - Isn\'t that why most couples don\'t stop untill they have a son? No need to do all that work, just have a kid!lol
 

marineboy

New member
++with straight face ++

I find the heading on this thread sexist and closeminded -- what about all the potential heartbroken guys out there?

++end straight face++

Evil, congratulations!

You can still achieve world domination.... after the kids have moved out!
 
You can still achieve world domination.... after the kids have moved out!

Heck why wait for the kids to move out.. they can be the Evil Family.. or Team Evil.. the more the merrier I saylol

Congrats to you and the soon to be Mrs. Evil Dave
 

Orb

procrastinator
Congrats! All the best - small ceremony a good way to go

I\'m about to hit 9 years too.........maybe it\'s time
 

Modderrhu

New member
Originally posted by marineboy
I find the heading on this thread sexist and closeminded
Pah! You just have to realise, marineboy, that these days, some boys also like being called ladies. Nothing sexist here. :rolleyes:

As for the main topic of this thread; well, Dave, it\'s time to stay at home at night now. No more running around the streets after dark, no more scaring the neighbour\'s dogs, no more pissing in the public fountain, no more helping the drunken mates to pee straight. Nope, you\'se gotsta be resp... respek... respektubil now.

But seriously, congrats, Dave. I agree with her, 9 years is telling enough. :) Have a good one.
 

marineboy

New member
Originally posted by Modderrhu
Originally posted by marineboy
I find the heading on this thread sexist and closeminded
Pah! You just have to realise, marineboy, that these days, some boys also like being called ladies. Nothing sexist here. :rolleyes:

I apoligize to all for my provincial attitude ... and to the provincials for my degratory use of that term.lol

An Evil famliy sounds like a good idea!
 

Einion

New member
Originally posted by Evil Dave
I tried to hold it off as long as possible, but she felt nine years was long enough.
:) Congrats Dave!

FWIW I think you\'ll be surprised at how nice it is for it to be all formalised and stuff. Any honeymoon plans?

Originally posted by Orb
I\'m about to hit 9 years too.........maybe it\'s time
Ya think? :D

Einion
 

Modderrhu

New member
Originally posted by Einion
Originally posted by Orb
I\'m about to hit 9 years too.........maybe it\'s time
Ya think? :D
Actually, if you really think about it, it\'s not what Orb wants, but really what the lady wants. Like Evil Dave, Orb fairly has no choice in the matter. lol
 

dauber22

New member
Congratulations E.D. and major condolences to the soon to be Mrs. E.D. However, after 9 years, I guess you must at least be used to each other. No surprises and all that. I mean, she must know about the freezer full of body parts in the garage by now, right?
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Wasn\'t your fiancee\' a member of these very forums at one time? Or am I thinking of someone else?

If so, maybe she should start a \"sorry men\" thread!!lol
 
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