strange and funny

[Bastetcat]

Perhaps the Reverand Father should avoid this one :

How much Viking are you?

You are 79% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

 

[provoke_me]

You are 86% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 100% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

 

[douglasgreen]

....76%....

....and 50% berserk rarrrghhh:bouncy::moon:

 

[Trevor]

Well I seem to be more of the thinking mans Viking, someone who wants the benefit of all that pillaging and wenching rather than to charge off half naked with a large axe to dismember more foes.

You are 78% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

 

[Infidel Castro]

You are 63% Viking!

Vikings laugh at your desire to be one of us, but allow you to stay and provide comic relief, keeping you safely away from sharp edged weapons and anything else you could use to harm yourself.

You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

Well i never! I sit here looking out over the Irish Sea from my island and I can see the coast of West Wales in the distance (honest guv :]). It turns out I may have been raiding these shores myself in another life lol. Saying that, I must have been the village idiot of the gang.

I find it amazing that the Vikings knew where to find Wales whereas now, with all our education and books and stuff, hardly anyone knows about us lol.

 

[Dragonsreach]

You are 78% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

Well, considering my family is one of the Border Reiver clans I\'m not really surprised at my score.

Originally by Reverend

I find it amazing that the Vikings knew where to find Wales whereas now, with all our education and books and stuff, hardly anyone knows about us

No rev, it\'s because no one can understand the road signs!

 

[tidoco2222]

The Viking blood is strong within me 86% no less I am now off to change my name to Olaf by deed poll. lol

 

[Infidel Castro]

Nice one Mike lol.

 

[Avelorn]

You are 80% Viking!

um.. I\'m swedish you know. I think I should get extra points for that!

wait.. pillage burn rape..rape pillage burn ah..! damn.. I always forget that order.

 

[Ritual]

Screw the order! As long as it gets done, I say! :duh:

74% Viking, 50% chance of being a berzerker...

 

[Drake Farstrider]

You are 76% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 75% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

Yes I get to rape, Pillage and burn things. Can I also throw a priest of my boat?

 

[Valander]

You are 83% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

Heh. Fun little questionnaire. But enough of that, I\'m off to pillage or something.

 

[Medved]

You are 74% Viking!

There is some viking blood pumping through your veins. We will allow you to fight alongside us since you make the rest of us look good. We might even give you an axe to defend yourself with.

You are also 75% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

hey my surname doesnt have a \'son \'in it for nothing (harrison)

 

[Hoblit]

You are 63% Viking!

Vikings laugh at your desire to be one of us, but allow you to stay and provide comic relief, keeping you safely away from sharp edged weapons and anything else you could use to harm yourself.


Comments:
Every wise Viking knows more then one woman in the same house inevatibly leads to massive amounts of trauma. Although you can have more then one wife, we really do not recommend it.
A special note: If one of your wives know anything about herblore & poisons you will soon have only one wife anyway.


I particularly like the part zbout herblore and poisons.

 

[Godlikebuthumble]

79% Viking, 25% Berserker... not too bad!
Now I\'m off to rape, pillage, and burn...

 

[Shadzar]

You are 80% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

god that reminded me of my old AOL \"you\'ve got mail\" sound.

lets see....how exactly did i change it...it went something like this...

\"they\'ve come to rape the horses; pillage the town; and ride off on the women! oh,....and you\'ve got some mail too.\"

 

[supervike]

it does say \'super\' in front of my name!

\"86% Viking!

You are also 75% likely to be a berserker.\"


lets get some mead!!

 

[dauber22]

1 little point ahead of you, Vikey

You are 87% Viking!

The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!

You are also 50% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.


BUt 75% beserker, Vike ??? That\'s stout!!! I\'m impressed

 

[Sturmhalo]

Amusingly I\'m 61% Viking (allowed to stick around to supply comic relief, but kept away from sharp weapons), yet I\'m 50% chance of being a beserker!

Time to do the insanity test again me thinks!

 

[wiccanpony]

:flame: You are 68% Viking!
There is some viking blood pumping through your veins. We will allow you to fight alongside us since you make the rest of us look good. We might even give you an axe to defend yourself with.


You are also 75% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell of stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous mushrooms and have a good life insurance policy.

kill kill kill kill...damn I broke a nail!...kill kill kill kill:flame: