Stuck in a rut and losing all hope...

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Avicenna

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Originally posted by Sturmhalo
Even the suggestion that I don\'t do \'real\' work hasn\'t knocked me off my perch!

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OK simon. I\'d respond but others here have been much more eloquent recently
 
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Sturmhalo

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Originally posted by marineboy
Originally posted by finn17
Originally posted by Sturmhalo
Even the suggestion that I don\'t do \'real\' work hasn\'t knocked me off my perch!

:moon:
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Looking at my records, no rent appears to have been paid...

Of course, access to the Freak loo is free but extras, such as perches, are on a daily hire basis.

Perhaps you would care to confirm exactly when you gained access to said perch and we can come to some sort of retrospective financial arrangement???

You understand of course that CMON can accept no responsibility for injuries incurred whilst being knocked of one of our perches???

\"Occupying a perch is undertaken entirely at the occupier\'s own risk\"

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Excuse, please but this all seems rather bizarre.

A perch is, as we all know, a fish as shown:


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What is Sturm doing on a perch?

Why is CMoN renting perches out?

Please excuse my confusion...??????lol
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It\'s all part of a plan to train perch as suicide fish to take out the ever increasing menace of the \'ANGLER\'.
 
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Modderrhu

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That poor haddock must\'ve been really smoked... But trust you, rev, to stick around and watch him riding that haddock.
 
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Modderrhu

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These boys is just wanting a grunter with some sole, me thinks. But let them carp long enough and they\'ll eventually settle for any old piece of trout.

(Heaven help me, I\'ve fallen in line with the dreadful puns) :(
 
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MarkusTay

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How come Grumb the fisherman isn\'t getting in on this thread?

I heard he enjoys a little Red Snapper on occasion. :D






Okay... that was really bad, apologies in advance... :innocent:lol
 
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Sturmhalo

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Originally posted by MarkusTay
How come Grumb the fisherman isn\'t getting in on this thread?

I heard he enjoys a little Red Snapper on occasion. :D
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I\'ve given up on perch... I\'m now f***ing a sea bass.


:D
 
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marineboy

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All the fish jokes are making me eel.

There\'s not a ray of hope in sight.

And soon I\'m gonna want to krill somebody!

lollollol
 
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Sturmhalo

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DO YOU MIND? I trying to fist a pike here!

And I don\'t mean that wet boy from Dad\'s Army either... though his character in Eastenders would probably have enjoyed a bit of that!
 
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