Stupid Northern Ireland

[Master of fact]

There is no water in a lot of Belfast. Im really annoyed. How am i supposed to fill my water pot! But really iv just filled a ton of odd things with water. And if things get bad i can always drink these guys home!

Thats frank, the grumpy Lake Malawi Cichlid. He doesnt like me. At all.

 

[cassar]

man he looks pisssssed off, commiserations on the water we aint got it half so bad up here.

 

[Master of fact]

Its been ok as im in east belfast but we were told itl be off till friday from 6 tonight. So got a warning at least!

 

[Shellshock]

He looks like he'll shank you if you touch his water haha

 

[Master of fact]

I have to get the wife to clean the tank as when i put my hand in he tries nipping. He likes her! On the plus side i dont have to clean the tank!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Acht there's no hope fer you if you can't even charm a fish!
Really shitty sitrep with the water though man, wouldn't fancy it at all. I saw on the news, some guy asked the water director; "The transport minister had to quit over the snow, are we going to see your resignation?" and he says; "Erm no, this isn't the same thing" Shit a brick he did. I'm still chuckling about it.

 

[Master of fact]

I seen that quite funny. I work at a swimming pool so may be H20 pilfering. Also im an expert at having a proper wash with baby wipes thanks to all the festivals under the belt. Its more the wee ones im worried about, il just pick up some ready made formula in the morning.

The fish is a wee shite, the rest are ok.

 

[Torn blue sky]

I almost shit myself laughing with the irony of it having pished down with rain and all. Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink! Here, you could always get some puritabs at a camping store actually! Kills all the nasty stuff and makes it safe enough to drink, i'd advise against drinking it though, tastes a bit foul, wash with it instead.

 

[Shellshock]

Or add some Robinsons, makes water taste; good.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Mnnnnnnh tasty cholera!

 

[Shellshock]

Fruity cholera! Bit of mint polio hoho.

 

[Master of fact]

Iv a hand held water purifier thingy my brother "borrowed" from the army. But yes robinsons does make nasty water good!

Yea it pisses down with rain most of the time here so if i have learnt from Bear Grylls i can build a rain catcher and drink camels pish if needs be...............

 

[cassar]

was watching him on the telly last night...more like bear arse, spends more time nut naked in freezing water than enough.

the rain's why this place is called the emerald isle, its green from all the mould.lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

The only place the grass moves without so much as a f'kin wisp of a breeze!
Bear is good for a laugh though. I reckon he's got a check list of things he can roll about naked in.

 

[somaticon]

Not all of Belfast was affected thankfully. Where we are has some still it is rediculous to think that almost all the water reservoirs have dried up considering the snow and rain

 

[Master of fact]

Way hey! Another Northern Irish person. Thats 3 now!

 

[Chrome]

Over here when our water pipes burst we just boil some snow and drink that. though they very, very rarely do burst... I heard on the news yesterday that some pipes had burst in Northernmost Sweden, apparently they were without water for almost an entire day! *gasp* XD