Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[uberdark]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by uberdark
i miss bannerman


hey we could switch it around and see a young guy with a really, REALLY old woman.

hehe.

*uber rubs his hands maniachally as he imagines all those freak bar patrons who now have that image in their head*

:twisted:

:evil: define Really Old Woman.....oh dead man walking

i was thinking more like...... walking on washington for giving women the right to vote old. sojourner truth old...... not ex-hippy old.

hehe.

 

[wiccanpony]

lol good save............. don\'t make Liz, Wen and I come after you

 

[JesterzUSMC]

My g/f is 13 years older than me...I can call anyone older than me old, and anyone older than her real old.
So there

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
You\'ll always be higher on my lists than poo....

Why thank you. Um....just how much higher on the list?

Depends on the list.

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam
Donna, please tell me there ISN\'T a glory hole in the freak bar. Please? Pretty please?

If there is one it would be in the men\'s room and they\'re not talking........ I don\'t count the peep holes that keep appearing in the ladies room, the current Mop Boy is suppose to fill them in.

Don\'t you remember when we had the one-way glass installed in the mens\' room, but some heavy handed handyman got it all backwards?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Boy, did he pick the wrong one to stand by

 

[wiccanpony]

:innocent: Nothing to be frighten about, it’s just me and my tape measure.

 

[Undave]

So that\'s you second from right then is it WP?

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Undave
So that\'s you second from right then is it WP?

:innocent: I plead the “Fifth”, I’m tired of the Vice Squad showing up on my door......then 24 hours late the Swat Team coming over and making me give them back!!!!!!!!!! Hey the asked to come in!!!:twisted:

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Boy, did he pick the wrong one to stand by

I\'m thinking that the last on right is the wrong one to use. For some reason that lady looks wrong.......

 

[Talion]

Originally posted by airhead

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam
Donna, please tell me there ISN\'T a glory hole in the freak bar. Please? Pretty please?

If there is one it would be in the men\'s room and they\'re not talking........ I don\'t count the peep holes that keep appearing in the ladies room, the current Mop Boy is suppose to fill them in.

Don\'t you remember when we had the one-way glass installed in the mens\' room, but some heavy handed handyman got it all backwards?

he should have stood by the end one looks like she\'s just coming up for air

 

[Roger Bunting]

Either that or she\'s looking at a very tall man, or a normal sized man with a very big you-know-what.

On a different note, I have to whinge and whine a bit about Forgeworld. Started putting together my first FW model (well, reinforced armour for a rhino) and one of the side doorframes is too small. I\'m going to have to cut it and put in a bit of plasticard or something so the door fits in...*grumble*.

 

[Undave]

Well I\'m doing a marvelous job if I do say so myself. Just look at how clean that place is

You could eat your dinner out of those urinals..... in fact I caught Billy doing it the other day........

 

[uberdark]

uber goes running into the bathroom followed by 1,200 lumberjacks wielding sherpas as weapons....... all with the look of \"just gotta take that crap\"

uber smiles as he runs in......

undave then realizes there are only 8 toilets in that bathroom.

he gloomily walks to the bathroom bucket and mop in hand.

arrrrr...... take that me bucko.

muwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted: <--hows that for excessive? hehe.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Moving away from the Potty Humor....

Where is everyone?
I was worried that the Freak bar was moving to page two!!
I just HAD to post!:drunk::drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

:cussing: that’s the trouble with the Holiday Season, one must leave the computer and spend quality time with people or they get down right surly.

Not to mention setting aside time to paint, make sugar cookies and figure out where the tree is going.

anyone watch the Tin Man last night... I’m having a bit of trouble with Dorothy having boobies, but I find the wise cracking teen mouth on funny.lol

 

[uberdark]

you ever just have one of those days?

man i need a big group hug....

 

[JesterzUSMC]

@uberdark...I\'m not ignoring you...I just don\'t want to touch you..

Originally posted by wiccanpony
:cussing: that’s the trouble with the Holiday Season, one must leave the computer and spend quality time with people or they get down right surly.

Not to mention setting aside time to paint, make sugar cookies and figure out where the tree is going.

anyone watch the Tin Man last night... I’m having a bit of trouble with Dorothy having boobies, but I find the wise cracking teen mouth on funny.lol

I watched both preview specials, but I have it TiVo\'ed so I can watch it all at once.

I\'m looking forward to watching Hogfather tonight though.

I am almost ready to complete the preliminary and begin my own WIP journal...anyone want to vote?
http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=23779

 

[wiccanpony]

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Edit: @ JesterzUSMC,
I voted for the spooky dude with the fancy toothpicks coming out of his back lol

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I\'m with ya there......

Thanks pony!!
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