Roger Bunting
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Ooh ooh, I know your name!
Tales from the Freak Bar..3
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Roger Bunting
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Is this you, Unpirate?
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by uberdark
im sorry but i dont understand pirate text talk. lol
roughly translated:Well my Friend, if you don’t want my “Hot” body I’m sure there are many others here who would die for it......now pardon me while I go and buff my nails. lol
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
lol for the ManCave groupies
Men\'s Translations
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\"I\'M GOING FISHING\" Means: \"I\'m going to drink myself
dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my
hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.\"
\"IT\'S A GUY THING\" Means: \"There is no rational thought
pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of
making it logical.\"
\"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?\" Means: \"Why isn\'t dinner already
on the table?\"
\"UH HUH,\" \"SURE, HONEY,\" OR \"YES, DEAR...\" Means: Absolutely
nothing. It\'s a conditioned response.
\"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN\" Means: \"I have no idea
how it works.\"
\"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT\'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY
MIND.\" Means: \"I was wondering if that redhead over there is
wearing a bra.\"
\"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD.\" Means: \"I
can\'t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.\"
\"THAT\'S INTERESTING, DEAR.\" Means: \"Are you still talking?\"
\"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.\" Means: \"I remember the
theme song to \'F Troop\', the address of the first girl I
ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every
car I\'ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.\"
\"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.\"
Means: \"The girl selling them on the corner was a real
babe.\"
\"OH, DON\'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT\'S NO BIG DEAL.\"
Means: \"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to
death before I admit that I am hurt.\"
\"HEY, I\'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I\'M DOING.\" Means: \"And I
sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon.\"
\"I CAN\'T FIND IT.\" Means: \"It didn\'t fall into my
outstretched hands, so I\'m completely clueless.\"
\"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?\" Means: \"What did you catch me
at?\"
\"I HEARD YOU.\" Means: \"I haven\'t the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well
enough so that you don\'t spend the next 3 days yelling at
me.\"
\"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE\" Means: \"I am used
to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.\"
\"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.\" Means: \"\"Please don\'t try on one more
outfit, I\'m starving.\"
\"I\'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.\" Means: \"No one
will ever see us alive again.\"
Men\'s Translations
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\"I\'M GOING FISHING\" Means: \"I\'m going to drink myself
dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my
hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.\"
\"IT\'S A GUY THING\" Means: \"There is no rational thought
pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of
making it logical.\"
\"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?\" Means: \"Why isn\'t dinner already
on the table?\"
\"UH HUH,\" \"SURE, HONEY,\" OR \"YES, DEAR...\" Means: Absolutely
nothing. It\'s a conditioned response.
\"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN\" Means: \"I have no idea
how it works.\"
\"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT\'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY
MIND.\" Means: \"I was wondering if that redhead over there is
wearing a bra.\"
\"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD.\" Means: \"I
can\'t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.\"
\"THAT\'S INTERESTING, DEAR.\" Means: \"Are you still talking?\"
\"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.\" Means: \"I remember the
theme song to \'F Troop\', the address of the first girl I
ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every
car I\'ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.\"
\"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.\"
Means: \"The girl selling them on the corner was a real
babe.\"
\"OH, DON\'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT\'S NO BIG DEAL.\"
Means: \"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to
death before I admit that I am hurt.\"
\"HEY, I\'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I\'M DOING.\" Means: \"And I
sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon.\"
\"I CAN\'T FIND IT.\" Means: \"It didn\'t fall into my
outstretched hands, so I\'m completely clueless.\"
\"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?\" Means: \"What did you catch me
at?\"
\"I HEARD YOU.\" Means: \"I haven\'t the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well
enough so that you don\'t spend the next 3 days yelling at
me.\"
\"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE\" Means: \"I am used
to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.\"
\"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.\" Means: \"\"Please don\'t try on one more
outfit, I\'m starving.\"
\"I\'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.\" Means: \"No one
will ever see us alive again.\"
Roger Bunting
New member
I object to that last one. Back in my teenage years when we were at the Epcot Centre, my mother, sister, and I wanted to go and see a particular exhibit or whatever. I said it was in a certain direction. My mum ignored me and decided to take my sister\'s route. Did we end up where we wanted to be? Of course not. I then led them back and onto the route I had explained, and hey presto! we got there.
Roger Bunting
New member
Oh, Liz!
You won\'t post spoilers again, will you?
You won\'t post spoilers again, will you?
Roger Bunting
New member
I decided that this was the place to dish out any punishment. I\'m not sure how far I can go being the mopboy, though. I\'ll have to take advice from Ms. Pony.
EDIT: I noticed Wen is online. Hi Wen! :kiss:
EDIT: I noticed Wen is online. Hi Wen! :kiss:
:kiss: Hi Roger.....long time no see! It looks different in here...our genial hostess has been redecorating again! Hmmm, Ms. Pony, how about some water effects. You know, a nice fountain trickling in the corner....oh, it seems we have that effect somewhat naturally occuring already!
Wen
Wen
