Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by steelcult
In the words of the late Graham Chapman -

This has become far to silly.

Was that before or after he was late? I wouldn\'t put anything past those Pyhtons!

 

[Sand Rat]

Yes.


Before actually - was thinking of the bit where he\'s dressed as a Royal Army officer and keeps stopping sketches for being too silly.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by fieldarchy
whatever floats your boat and creams your twinkie baby.

Originally posted by mattrock

\"He put it in my butt\"

 

[fieldarchy]

Oh the poor puppy!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Maybe he likes it \"Ruff!\" lol

Someone had to, apologies XD

 

[Roger Bunting]

China\'s trying to ban the sneezing Panda video. They\'ve gone too far this time!

 

[Undave]

Wooooooooooooo I\'m back!!!

For my new years resolution I\'ve decided to let the Freak Bar return to nature, no more cleaning for me. I\'ve introduced a herd of wildebeest into the lounge area and a family of wombats has taken up residence behind the sofa nearest the door. Certain individuals with a tendency to get mobbed by rodents had better watch out for the nest of ravening naked mole rats infesting the fruit machine.

I\'ve also found a place for Ming-ming the snuff addicted panda so if one of the beanbags sneezes please don\'t sit on it...

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: ladies and gentlemen.....we are proud to introduce a new feature to the Freak Bar.........big game hunting from the comfort of your easy chair......no more dragging your sorry butt through tick infested grass, no more sweat dripping down said butt crack.

Now the Game comes to you, sip a beer while blowing a hole clean through an elephant in your pajamas then have are friendly native sherpas clean and stuff it for you .................and.............if you feel really really brave the Ladies-of-the-Freak-Bar will for a tidy sum take you down into the “Basement” for some one on one big game hunting. :twisted:lol

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
and.............if you feel really really brave the Ladies-of-the-Freak-Bar will for a tidy sum take you down into the “Basement” for some one on one big game hunting. :twisted:lol

Why I\'d never kill a fellow CMONer? What kind of sick place is this

 

[tooshy]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
<snip>.. an elephant in your pajamas..<snip>

Ah....I was just about to slap Jester for being indecent. But I guess that explains everything now.....

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
an elephant in your pajamas

How\'d the elephant get in my pajamas?

 

[mud duck]

/singing(badly)/ I\'ve seen a house fly, and a diamond ring. But I\'ve seen just about everything now that I\'ve seen an elephant in PJs. /singing/

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by tooshy
Ah....I was just about to slap Jester for being indecent. But I guess that explains everything now.....

Now, Now....no need for threats...and besides, you want to keep your swinging arm....you\'ll keep it to yourself....:twisted:

I love Ms. Pony, I would never besmirch her honor, but I\'m realistic as well, I know she\'s no Saint...she\'s a pagan after all....a woman I could bring home to....bed....

 

[wiccanpony]

guess I wasn\'t as clever as I thought on the PJ hint


here\'s some help:
http://thinkexist.com/quotation/one_morning_i_shot_an_elephant_in_my_pajamas-how/207537.html


Sir Jesterz is my Knight in NMM Armor.......give me a minute I know I have a can opener here somewhere....arrrrrrrrhhhh:twisted: anyway Sir Knight go forth and slay.....hum........something!! lollol

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by steelcult

Originally posted by wiccanpony
an elephant in your pajamas

How\'d the elephant get in my pajamas?

Damn I thought I got the quote there WP -

after all Groucho said

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I\'ll never know.


and I said

How\'d the elephant get in my pajamas?


A little off I know but hey, it was early.

 

[Undave]

If anyone\'s interested in bagging some more big game in sleepware there\'s a hippo in a frilly nightie over by the juke box...



Wait! HOLD FIRE!!!

It\'s just Billy in his panto costume.

 

[mud duck]

When did this place become a zoo? And are the fences up to code?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by wiccanponySir Jesterz is my Knight in NMM Armor.......give me a minute I know I have a can opener here somewhere.... anyway Sir Knight go forth and slay.....hum........something!!

I stepped on a spider...there \"something\" slayed.

And Of course I\'m your Knight, I will be a Warrior for The Lord and Lady \'til I die, and then some....
Love Ya Ms. Pony!! :kiss:

 

[Sand Rat]

Hell no the fences are not up to code MD - cover me with the BFG while I get the mini gun mounted on Clyde\'s saddle and we\'ll clear this place out.

 

[spazzy]

Hey, I\'m buying a round for anybody who remembers me!:kiss:

I\'ve been having a hell of a time, but I finished the last term with a 3.7, moved across town, held the whole family\'s Christmas celebration at our new house, and have spent the last week dealing with a booger factory that\'s cutting teeth.

Next term starts tomorrow