Tales from the Freak Bar..3

Undave

Flockwit
Then ye have a fine career as a music hall Charlie Chaplain impersonator ahead of ye me Jolly Roger yaarrr





[size=-2]I can\'t believe it\'s taken me this long to do the jolly Roger bit[/size]
 

Undave

Flockwit
And ye be referin\' t\' me as Toilet Beard or just Capn\' ye cheeky Chezzer scamp!





[size=-2]Awwww crap that\'s another two posts burnt. Why didn\'t I just edit the last one?[/size]
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Undave
And ye be referin\' t\' me as Toilet Beard or just Capn\' ye cheeky Chezzer scamp!





[size=-2]Awwww crap that\'s another two posts burnt. Why didn\'t I just edit the last one?[/size]

Because Undave, you are looking forward to the abuse and humiliation you get as mop boy. Not to mention the time alone in the basement with donna.....but then they are one and the same thing, right?

Oh, and arrrrr me matey ;)
 

Undave

Flockwit
Naaaaaaaarrrr!!! I be \'avin\' less than one hundred posts t\' go as a free pirate then Jolly Roger gets t\' relinquish his mop. :no:
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by Undave
Naaaaaaaarrrr!!! I be \'avin\' less than one hundred posts t\' go as a free pirate then Jolly Roger gets t\' relinquish his mop. :no:
You\'re going to have to fight him for it - he likes the attention it brings ;)
 

Undave

Flockwit
As Ubies \"local colour\" for the miniexchange he requested a pic of OrkyDave and myself, God knows why. As I couldn\'t send it with the package due to lack of printer ink I\'m going to post it here.

\"that way i can see what those scummy coventry blokes look like in real life. hell you two could be flippin me off for all i care. \"

So as requested here it is:

NOT WORK SAFE due to ugly buggers, abandon hope all ye who click here

As I\'m rapidly spiraling toward Mopboyhood any way I thought I\'d supply you lot with a bit more ammunition, like you need it lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Undave
As Ubies \"local colour\" for the miniexchange he requested a pic of OrkyDave and myself, God knows why. As I couldn\'t send it with the package due to lack of printer ink I\'m going to post it here.

\"that way i can see what those scummy coventry blokes look like in real life. hell you two could be flippin me off for all i care. \"

So as requested here it is:

NOT WORK SAFE due to ugly buggers, abandon hope all ye who click here

As I\'m rapidly spiraling toward Mopboyhood any way I thought I\'d supply you lot with a bit more ammunition, like you need it lol

:eek: is that the bird or just happy to see me :kiss:
 

uberdark

New member
LOL!!!!!

a bit flippin blurry but that is by far the best thing i have seen in a long time!!! hell thats even better than bannerman.

that totally made my b-day. now i will hold orkydave\'s job hostage by threatening to send the picture to rick priestley.

you know that guy would hate to have a gw employee flipping him off.

muwahahahaa.

thanks again.

lollollol

edit: you two do know that you have provided me with pics of you both as well and my photodraw abilities will soon be put into work.
:twisted:
 

Undave

Flockwit
Awww crap!!!

Don\'t get OD into trouble with this Uber he took some convincing to do that with his staff shirt on so Huzzah for him being such a good sport. :D

Sorry it is so blurry but it was taken on my cruddy cameraphone but it\'s probably for the best. Glad you like it.

Edit: I\'ve added some \"painting aids\" to your ME package hehehe
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by Undave
Awww crap!!!

Don\'t get OD into trouble with this Uber he took some convincing to do that with his staff shirt on so Huzzah for him being such a good sport. :D

Sorry it is so blurry but it was taken on my cruddy cameraphone but it\'s probably for the best. Glad you like it.

Edit: I\'ve added some \"painting aids\" to your ME package hehehe

i would never do that to OD.... :) dont worry about that...although i have to admit the fact that you look a hell of a lot like me when i had long hair and such is a little bit scary.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
WTF is this place?!

Um...I was looking for the Freak bar...I\'ve seen it advertised one several forums...but looking at tyhe first page, I think I may be lost...could I just use your phone?
And what is a mop boy? Nevermind...the phone?
I\'ll just be on my way....
 

Undave

Flockwit
The phone? Why it\'s just through that doorway there. The one marked \"Basement\".

When you get down there be sure to ask Ms Pony to show you which \"extension\" you need.

And try to ignore any.... noises you might hear on the way :twisted:
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Um...have you seen Ms. Pony?
There\'s summat going on downstairs that someone should be made aware of...*HURK!*...I\'m not sure which authorities should be notified...*HURK!*...I think I\'m gonna be sick!
 
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