Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[Nurse Brunhilda]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Um...have you seen Ms. Pony?
There\'s summat going on downstairs that someone should be made aware of...*HURK!*...I\'m not sure which authorities should be notified...*HURK!*...I think I\'m gonna be sick!

Sir? My Name is Nurse Brunhilda. I\'m the resident medical expert. I noticed you are flushed and are having a hard time breathing. Is there anything I can do for you?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Um....do you wanna practice CPR?
*Hummina-hummmmmm*
Did the Pirate go through here? I wanted to tell him he burned a post to help me...
And then the basement....*shiver*...sherpas......butter....rats......*HURK*

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by AinuLainour
Can I have a touborg? Thank you very much... :drunk:

I feel like a doof...I had to google touborg...
I\'ll have a Guiness extra stout plz?

 

[Undave]

Yeah I had to google Touberg too. Best I can figure out it\'s beer but the first hit I had concerned a pygmy goat...

With this lot it\'s 50/50 which one Ainu meant lol

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by Undave
concerned a pygmy goat...

With this lot it\'s 50/50 which one Ainu meant lol

Yeah...I\'m beginning to catch on to that...
I\'ve read up to here...I\'ve laughed, I\'ve cried, I\'ve vomitted a bit in my mouth...but all in, It\'s been entertaining to say the least.
And dude...you burned another...where did my nurse go?

 

[Undave]

You think this is bad you ought to have seen some of the things that went on in the last incarnation of the Freakbar


Yarrrrrr I almost fergot I been slippin out o\' character. Can\'t let em catch me or it\'ll be swabbin\' duty till another makes freak.

Trim me fo\'c\'sl and run out the topgallants I\'m feelin\' right naughty



er that should have been nautical there......

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Um...have you seen Ms. Pony?
There\'s summat going on downstairs that someone should be made aware of...*HURK!*...I\'m not sure which authorities should be notified...*HURK!*...I think I\'m gonna be sick!

:twisted: ohhhhhh look what wandered in....... USMC no less.....come and show me all you can be just follow the blood trail down the hall and to your left, it\'s room 666, make yourself comfortable I\'ll be along shortly ........locking door to Basement

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Naughty Nautical?
Like swabbing yer poop?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Um...have you seen Ms. Pony?
There\'s summat going on downstairs that someone should be made aware of...*HURK!*...I\'m not sure which authorities should be notified...*HURK!*...I think I\'m gonna be sick!

:twisted: ohhhhhh look what wandered in....... USMC no less.....come and show me all you can be just follow the blood trail down the hall and to your left, it\'s room 666, make yourself comfortable I\'ll be along shortly ........locking door to Basement

Be all you can be is an old army ad...you have me confused with soemone more gullible...I\'ve seen the basement.
Show me all that you are and I\'ll put the Corps in you...or was that put you in the Corps....oh well, sounds good!

 

[wiccanpony]

lol ah Undave ....... yes keep talking my feisty Buccaneer........you’re getting closer and closer to swabbing the Basement decks........note to self, put in notty pine floors and have Ms Post order a case of toothbrushes and liniment.:twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Um...have you seen Ms. Pony?
There\'s summat going on downstairs that someone should be made aware of...*HURK!*...I\'m not sure which authorities should be notified...*HURK!*...I think I\'m gonna be sick!

:twisted: ohhhhhh look what wandered in....... USMC no less.....come and show me all you can be just follow the blood trail down the hall and to your left, it\'s room 666, make yourself comfortable I\'ll be along shortly ........locking door to Basement

Be all you can be is an old army ad...you have me confused with soemone more gullible...I\'ve seen the basement.
Show me all that you are and I\'ll put the Corps in you...or was that put you in the Corps....oh well, sounds good!

LOL....... ok....... the Few the Proud etc. etc. just be sure to wear that sexy Marine dress uniform.......ohhhhhh soooooo hottttttttttt

(signed navy brat) lol

 

[lizcam]

Um.....Did I here a Marine walk in here? Where\'d he go? I want some! :flip::flip::flip:

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC

Originally posted by Undave
concerned a pygmy goat...

With this lot it\'s 50/50 which one Ainu meant lol

Yeah...I\'m beginning to catch on to that...
I\'ve read up to here...I\'ve laughed, I\'ve cried, I\'ve vomitted a bit in my mouth...but all in, It\'s been entertaining to say the least.
And dude...you burned another...where did my nurse go?

lol The goat sounds good to me actually. Hooray for beastiality! God knows the catman\'s parents were thinking the very same..

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by lizcam
Um.....Did I here a Marine walk in here? Where\'d he go? I want some! :flip::flip::flip:

he\'s kind of shy Liz, so sneak up on him very quietly... or better yet use the tran gun lol

 

[JesterzUSMC]

AM NOT!!

I\'m not shy...I was busy....*wink*

And I still have, AND still look good in my Dress Blues!!
And there\'s plenty to go around...but don\'t share....I\'ll take care of ya one at a time.
Satisfaction garraunteed!
And...um...why are you pointing that at me?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
I\'m not shy...I was busy....*wink*

And I still have, AND still look good in my Dress Blues!!
And there\'s plenty to go around...but don\'t share....I\'ll take care of ya one at a time.
Satisfaction garraunteed!
And...um...why are you pointing that at me?

It\'s best you don\'t ask too many questions around here.

<Whoomp.....Thump>

<blows smoke out of the end of the tranc gun> Like what happened while you were asleep. Catch him quick, Bubba! Don\'t want to damage his head!

 

[JesterzUSMC]

*EDIT*

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
I\'m not shy...I was busy....*wink*

And I still have, AND still look good in my Dress Blues!!
And there\'s plenty to go around...but don\'t share....I\'ll take care of ya one at a time.
Satisfaction garraunteed!
And...um...why are you pointing that at me?

It\'s best you don\'t ask too many questions around here.

<Whoomp.....Thud> You Missed!!

<blows smoke out of the end of the tranc gun>

I\'ll stop asking stupid questions...if you stop shooting at me.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
I\'m not shy...I was busy....*wink*

And I still have, AND still look good in my Dress Blues!!
And there\'s plenty to go around...but don\'t share....I\'ll take care of ya one at a time.
Satisfaction garraunteed!
And...um...why are you pointing that at me?

It\'s best you don\'t ask too many questions around here.

<Whoomp.....Thud> You Missed!!

<blows smoke out of the end of the tranc gun>

I\'ll stop asking stupid questions...if you stop shooting at me.

You\'re supposed to run! It\'s no fun if you don\'t run! <drops the gun, which goes off and a dart hits Roger in the bum> Sorry Roger.

So, Jester, Mind if I buy you a drink instead? :twisted: Tell me all about you life......:drunk:

 

[Roger Bunting]

<wakes up>

Not again...

Okay, who\'s been drawing on me? I can\'t quite make it out from this angle, I need a mirror.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Welcome back Roger! I wasn\'t paying attention to who had the pen....that\'ll be another Guinness if you don\'t mind Liz...what do you want to know?