Tales from the Freak Bar..3

Undave

Flockwit
If you\'re a marine does that mean we can all greet you with \"hello sailor\"?
Not that I can talk bein\' a salty seadog an\' all.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
You don\'t know what it stands for...

let me educate you:

M.y
A.ss
R.ides
I.n
N.avy
E.quipment
S.ometimes

Not My Ass Is Navy Equipment
that\'s for people from a North Eastern State

Where as:
N.ever
A.gain
V.olunteer
Y.ourself
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D Wandering in a bit late...........Bubba! a mug of hot cocoa, I’m celebrating ......the house full of Thanksgiving guests are packing and will be leaving shortly ........ hurrah......no more lines to the bathrooms!! I’ll be in the CD lounge, let Liz, Wen and me know when the Marines land..... ;):beer:
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D Wandering in a bit late...........Bubba! a mug of hot cocoa, I’m celebrating ......the house full of Thanksgiving guests are packing and will be leaving shortly ........ hurrah......no more lines to the bathrooms!! I’ll be in the CD lounge, let Liz, Wen and me know when the Marines land..... ;):beer:
You\'re a lucky lady, my next invasion is about to start with Daddy-in-lwa and Sister-in-law both popping round for a few days to help celebrate Baby Bulp\'s 2nd birthday. At least when d-i-l goes he takes Mrs and Baby with him :twisted:
 

Undave

Flockwit
Why is it that when you get close to freaking your post count escalates rapidly out of all proportion? Liz had the same problem.

I\'ve hardly posted anything in the last month and yet in the past week I\'ve done 100+. Help me I\'m getting PMT* :eek:


By the way that nice Mr. Airhead PM\'d me to ask if there was anything I wanted on my key so I told him it would be much more fun if you guys thought of stuff instead. If you have any ideas let him know.


[size=-2]*Pre mop tension[/size]
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Undave
Why is it that when you get close to freaking your post count escalates rapidly out of all proportion? Liz had the same problem.

I\'ve hardly posted anything in the last month and yet in the past week I\'ve done 100+. Help me I\'m getting PMT* :eek:


By the way that nice Mr. Airhead PM\'d me to ask if there was anything I wanted on my key so I told him it would be much more fun if you guys thought of stuff instead. If you have any ideas let him know.


[size=-2]*Pre mop tension[/size]


:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted: Bahahahahah :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Your BOOBIES raise my....um...I mean I see your Boobies...er...wait...yeah
I see your BOOBIES (heh, heh) and raise a trouser tent...oh wait...
What were we talking about?:beer:
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Your BOOBIES raise my....um...I mean I see your Boobies...er...wait...yeah
I see your BOOBIES (heh, heh) and raise a trouser tent...oh wait...
What were we talking about?:beer:

Easily distracted! lol You win. Care to collect your prize? Down the hall, room 9 with the clouds painted on it. They are virgins so go easy. And keep your hands off the Virgin Queen Becca. She\'s a family friend. Have fun!:twisted:
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Damnit , did I miss boobies? Again?

One day....*shakes fist in the direction of the general populus*

Erm, yeah, badgers dave, with boobies ...Stamping on a squirrel lol Sorted!
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Hmm, a toilet with a beard on it, yes, that\'s what should be on the key.

Or maybe a zombie hamster.

zombie_hamsters3.jpg
 

Ms Post

New member
Ah, Mr Highbulp. I\'m in need of a bit of muscle at the moment. I have several boxes out in the alley that need shifting to the basement. Would you be so kind as to give me a hand? And if you can find Roger it might make the work go faster. Thank You!
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
WTF IS THAT!!!

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Hmm, a toilet with a beard on it, yes, that\'s what should be on the key.

Or maybe a zombie hamster.

zombie_hamsters3.jpg

Things that make you go...*HURK*
:|~:|~:|~:|~:|~:|~:|~:|~:|~
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
It\'s liz the morning after - best keep clear of her ;)

Hey! That was just unkind!
I\'ve never looked like that in my life. Don\'t pay him any mind, USMC. He\'s just a bit jealous of me uping my boobies in front of you is all.

Billy, I thought you were down stairs helping Ms Post. Something about humping?
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Yeah well I was but then one of the boxes kind of accidentally fell open and I\'m not entirely sure I wanted to be involved with what was inside...
 
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