Tales from the Freak Bar..3
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Highbulp Billy
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more squirm than blush!
<walks in and starts placing little signs on the tables>
Introducing the E-penis Museum.
A full exhibition of the largest E-personalities to be found anywhere and the equipment that made them famous. An exhibition guaranteed to turn heads. The museum is located in the famed Freak Bar Basement, first hall on the left, down the pink tunnel, behind the green door marked \"69\".
[size=-2]By entering the museum you are acknowledging that you of legal age and in full control of you mental capacities. The Freak Bar, it\'s owners and patrons are not responsible for any damage, physical or emotional, that may occur during your visit. Enter at your own risk.[/size]
There. That\'s done. What\'s next? Oh yes. New virgins. It seems someone let a marine in with the last batch. I wonder who needs puni....talking to about that?
Introducing the E-penis Museum.
A full exhibition of the largest E-personalities to be found anywhere and the equipment that made them famous. An exhibition guaranteed to turn heads. The museum is located in the famed Freak Bar Basement, first hall on the left, down the pink tunnel, behind the green door marked \"69\".
[size=-2]By entering the museum you are acknowledging that you of legal age and in full control of you mental capacities. The Freak Bar, it\'s owners and patrons are not responsible for any damage, physical or emotional, that may occur during your visit. Enter at your own risk.[/size]
There. That\'s done. What\'s next? Oh yes. New virgins. It seems someone let a marine in with the last batch. I wonder who needs puni....talking to about that?
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
WHAT?! I was gentle....I\'m not a suicide bomber on a bender....I didn\'t spoil them ALL....
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
I took advantage of your generous offre, I shall offer to share your punishment.
Roger Bunting
New member
That picture is of the monster in Project: Cloverfield.
Liz being naughty again? Who would have thunk it?
Liz being naughty again? Who would have thunk it?
Roger Bunting
New member
Well, as one of Dick Emery\'s characters often said, ooh, you are naughty, but I like you. :kiss:
Highbulp Billy
New member
When she was good, she was ver very good
But when she was bad she was much more popular :twisted:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
HE WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........wait............oh............... the female now ex-virgins, sorry for a minute I thought he was messing with my male virgins.heading off to room 69 with tape measure and camera phone.......think of me as quality control officer, only the finest shall grace the Freak Bar Basement.
casting an eye over at Billy humping boxes......sigh.....what ever floats your boat......but what a waste with all the lovelies at the bar
Bubba...... another mug of cocoa with the tiny marshmallows please and do I smell gingerbread cake coming from the kitchen.
lollollol
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
lollollol good one Undave......and you\'re another post closer to you Destiny:twisted::twisted::twisted:
oh and by the way I like that frilly red silk pirate shirt with the spanish lace cuffs you\'re wearing.......yo ho, me pretty
:beer:Highbulp Billy
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By the way, that\'s not a wooden leg he\'s sportingOriginally posted by wiccanpony
lollollol good one Undave......and you\'re another post closer to you Destiny:twisted::twisted::twisted:
oh and by the way I like that frilly red silk pirate shirt with the spanish lace cuffs you\'re wearing.......yo ho, me pretty
Awwwwww no fair Vikey I\'d just typed out a stinging rebuttal :moon: in the porno thread and he went and closed it. Now the world at large will be forever be denied my textual eloquence*
And thankee Ms\' pony I be thinkin it goes mighty dandily with me black and silver brocade frock coat and lavender breeks
[size=-2]* for eloquence read \"diarrhoea\"[/size]
And thankee Ms\' pony I be thinkin it goes mighty dandily with me black and silver brocade frock coat and lavender breeks
[size=-2]* for eloquence read \"diarrhoea\"[/size]
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:drool: grrrrrrrr........ I know it’s cyper-monday, but why am I getting hit with e-ads from every outlet/company (no mini ones yet) I have ordered from.....my poor little e-mailbox is feeling like Reverend and his internal curry bomb.
SPAM......the gift that keeps on giving
:twisted:well you could start another porn thread, Undave, I\'m sure.....\" :innocent: \" Supervike wouldn\'t mindlol
SPAM......the gift that keeps on giving
:twisted:well you could start another porn thread, Undave, I\'m sure.....\" :innocent: \" Supervike wouldn\'t mind
lolRoger Bunting
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Hmm, it\'s past due for Uberdark to be chased around by small mammals. Maybe they caught him this time.
I did hear the hamsters are now armed and have transport.
I did hear the hamsters are now armed and have transport.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
We never get the local trolling porn police to come and chide us for our sinful ways....... I think Fluffy eats them before they reach the door.So that\'s going to be Bush\'s secret elite troops for invading Iran........ commando hamsters lol
