Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[lizcam]

Wow, A morning away and Billy humps boxes, undave gets a new look, Bannerman\'s thread closes his doors, and hampsters finally catch Ubie. This place sure moves when it wants! Bubba, I think I need an energy drink to keep up.

 

[Undave]

I be knowin\' of a healthy tonic that be full of sugars, proteins and vitamins. All us lads have our own dispensers too. You wait right there and I\'ll rustle you up a measure o\' Capn\' Toilet Beards salty seamen.... cough... salty seamens life givin\' elixir.


Bottoms up!

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
I be knowin\' of a healthy tonic that be full of sugars, proteins and vitamins. All us lads have our own dispensers too. You wait right there and I\'ll rustle you up a measure o\' Capn\' Toilet Beards salty seamen.... cough... salty seamens life givin\' elixir.


Bottoms up!

um......eeeuuuuuuuwwwww! Thanks, Undave, but no thanks. Save it for the new virgins. A bit of redbull will do just fine, Thanks.

 

[Undave]

I was talkin\' about banana smoothie.
What be you thinkin\' I meant?

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Undave
I be knowin\' of a healthy tonic that be full of sugars, proteins and vitamins. All us lads have our own dispensers too. You wait right there and I\'ll rustle you up a measure o\' Capn\' Toilet Beards salty seamen.... cough... salty seamens life givin\' elixir.


Bottoms up!

:beer: fresh and right out of the \"tap\".....with a foamy head on it

 

[Bubba]

Would someone please remove this... this... uber pirate rodent (?) from behind the bar. He keep getting into the grog and rum.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by Undave
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee penis??? Sorry me hearties I couldn\'t exhibit mine, the site bain\'t be avin\' a big enough bandwidth.

Yarr harr harr an\' a throttle of bum!!!

Why would it eat bandwidth....magnification doesn\'t use more bandwidth....
J/K...I let it go for long enough...everyone else let you go on it.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

....... I think Fluffy eats them before they reach the door.

What is Fluffy?

 

[Undave]

Gaharrrrr!!! It be me arch-piratical-nemesis Snugglekins Jake the butcher of Rotastak Bay.

Prepare to defend yerself yer rodentine rapscallion.

Just wait while I prime me pistol....

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
Gaharrrrr!!! It be me arch-piratical-nemesis Snugglekins Jake the butcher of Rotastak Bay.

Prepare to defend yerself yer rodentine rapscallion.

Just wait while I prime me pistol....

Why is it that every thing said in pirate sounds like a teenage boys attempts at talking dirty? I can just see the pimples and seedy grin.

 

[Undave]

Roger \'ave yer been pinchin\' me ramrod again?

 

[AinuLainour]

OMG...

I just saw this terrible, terrible advertisement banner. There was an old man sucking on a younger women\'s tit! Frankly, I\'m surprised no one else has mentioned this travesty yet.. :flame:

 

[Bubba]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC

....... I think Fluffy eats them before they reach the door.

What is Fluffy?

Fluffy is our pet dragon that will be eating Mr. Lainour if he persists in discussing that which was closed.

One of the new mop boy\'s duties includes cleaning out Fluffy\'s litter box. That includes the Volkswagon parts as well.

 

[wiccanpony]

a picture of our beloved Fluffy.......scroll down the page.....art work done by Ogrebane

http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=14519&page=17

 

[wiccanpony]

double back to back posting.....so sue me

While looking for Fluffy\'s picture I came across the tale of how the Freak Bar started....so I\'m posting it for all the new peeps

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IN THE BEGINNING or HANG ON, IT’S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE


Once upon a time...in a land far far away....Freaks were born, they roamed the CMON General Discussion lost and lonely, not to mention wreaking havoc on the landscape and taunting their unfreak brethren.

But these wild barbaric Freaks were being watched by Elder Powers who in their wisdom and because they had nothing else better to do, decided to make a home for the Freaks. Could be because a Court Judge slapped them with a halt and deist order or they just got tired of the wild & woolies peeing any old place.

Thaumaturgic powers were wielded together to grab a piece of Raw Dripping Chaos and mold it in to a ‘Dynamic Magical Place”.

Arcane words were spoken, blood & beer sacrificed by the keg, unholy pacts made with the IRS and one whooping Visa Bill later. The firmament parted to revel an eccentric and wonderful “Building”, so the Freak Bar was born ( all without an epidermal).

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Awesome......I\'m struck with awe.:drunk:

 

[Roger Bunting]

That hamster didn\'t get eaten though, did he, Donna? Isn\'t it Killer? And I believe that\'s Killer dressed as a pirate.

EDIT: And yes, it\'s my job to clean out Fluffy\'s room and any mess he may have left. I better get to it.

 

[Undave]

Awww I see someone\'s finaly managed to crowbar Bannerman off that poor girl. It feels like the end of an era *snif*

Oh yeah pirate....

Avast Roger ye bilge drudge ye\'d best get yer arse in gear I want this place spotless by the time I freak. I don\'t be wantin\' ter do yer share of the swabbin\' an\' all.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
That hamster didn\'t get eaten though, did he, Donna? Isn\'t it Killer? And I believe that\'s Killer dressed as a pirate.

EDIT: And yes, it\'s my job to clean out Fluffy\'s room and any mess he may have left. I better get to it.

I imagine it\'s the experience of fighting your way through a dragon\'s digestive system that made Killer who he is today!

 

[Torn blue sky]

I think Killer became \"Killer\" when he passed out the other end. Traveling through a dragons bowels will do things to you you know...