Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
See, I told you you were uberstupor and that he was you. You tried to deny it but it was in vain.

That was Roger not me.. or are you just trying to confuse me to get me to burn posts?





DAMMIT!!!

Undave, darling, take it from me. Just burn the posts. The anticipation is far worse the the reality. The uniform isn\'t that bad. Notice I\'m still wearing mine? Of course, ogrebane never drew me a new outfit and I haven\'t been taken out shopping by any of you to fine something new, but it\'s not so bad. The dragon poo only burns the first few time you clean the box. Then you build callouses. And basement duties can be considered educational (for adults anyway). Just give up and burn the posts. :twisted:

 

[Undave]

:flame::flame::flame:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
:flame::flame::flame:

See, there you go. I\'ll hold your hand while you finish them up. Getting your key is fun! And the mop is sdtarting to take on a life of it\'s own. It knows who\'s using it at any time. It\'s a great listener. Here, let me get you a drink...:beer:

 

[Undave]

Speaking of keys I wonder how mine\'s getting on???

 

[uberdark]

damn i goof you two up all the time.

vike!!!! there on to us.

runnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

sherpas and yaks and hampsters oh my!

 

[Undave]

Well Roger will probably be flattered that you confuse him with me. As for myself I say that you Sir, are a dubious bum-faced scamp lol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
Well Roger will probably be flattered that you confuse him with me. As for myself I say that you Sir, are a dubious bum-faced scamp lol

You\'re just now figuring this out? ???

 

[uberdark]

count with me all....

31 more posts until undave becomes liz and wp\'s wittle mop boy......

31 more posts....ha hah hah aha.....
<--that was my Count impersonation from sesame street.

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm - don\'t quit your day job.

BTW - anyone else see the bit where they are recommending not showing the original episodes of Sesame Street to the kids anymore - apparently they are too real life for today\'s precious little snowflakes.


Dear god I need to get rich so I don\'t have to depend on Social Security in my declining years.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Sesame Street, too real? ???

I don\'t mind being misten for Undave if that means I get his mini collection.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Oh yeah Roger!
The gang fights between Big bird and Burt, The \"cookie monsters\'\" Crack addiction, the Hobo Oscar ,and the count was CLEARLY a lecherous old peado Not to mention Earnie, Burts boy toy SCANDALOUS!

People read way too much into things these days man, seriously. Jesus crist, did I just say \"these days\"?
I\'m getting on a bit...

 

[JesterzUSMC]

RE: These Days...

These days it doesn\'t take learning to get through school, because they\'ll pass you to the next grade \"no child left behind.\"
The current generation is being raised with no personal sense of responsibility and no coping skills.
We are looking at our future where a bunch of whiney spoiled brats are going to be :cussing: -up our health care when we\'re OLD and then pointing there fingers at each other screaming it\'s not my fault!
And unable to cope with dissappointment, they will populate the mental health facilities with their nervous breakdowns.
The \"comedy\"movie- \"Idiocracy\" will be mistaken in the future as a documentary and it is all the parents fault...and the voters....because the Government shouldn\'t have to feel obligated to take care of it\'s peoples\' children...but hey...what do I know....my kids are going to be armed!

 

[JesterzUSMC]

And Bert and Ernie are a gay couple....so were Felix and Oscar!!
Who cares!!!???!!!???
Since when is it anyone elses concern what 2 consenting adults do?
or 3, or 4, or whatever!!
Aren\'t there enough REAL issues?!

 

[Torn blue sky]

I\'m with USMC on this one :yes: . If my kids end up anything like the old man and hearing their papas tales they\'ll end up in the forces between the two of us lol
That\'s good education right there! I\'ll be damned if they don\'t stick in at school first off though!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
I\'m with USMC on this one :yes: . If my kids end up anything like the old man and hearing their papas tales they\'ll end up in the forces between the two of us lol
That\'s good education right there! I\'ll be damned if they don\'t stick in at school first off though!

Oh my God!!! An army of \"Mini-TBS\"s marching across the globe... we\'re all doomed! :no:

 

[JesterzUSMC]

How bad could it get?
I mean anyone with enough intelligence to not only work a computer, but also get half the references and jokes on this forum.....
BREED AWAY!!
Idiots and Ignorant Uneducated masses are breeding out of control, and my tax dollars go to support them.
Why can\'t the intelligent people start breeding at the same rate? We\'ll start a program designed to breed the idiots out of existence.
After all, it isn\'t the intellectual socialites that are refusing to change the economical structure of Fossil Fuel use...It\'s the greedy and the ignorant.
I hate stupid ppl.:cussing:

 

[azcrwr]

My God I love this bar! In a 24 hour period, we go from the \"birth\" of Toiletbeard to intelligent commentary on the education system and the greening of this planet!

You people are amazing!

 

[Roger Bunting]

Hi Wen!

Don\'t forget we discovered Billy\'s real identity.

 

[azcrwr]

Hi Roger!! :kiss:

So, how long have all of you been coming to the bar?

 

[Roger Bunting]

Hmm, I can\'t remember. Time doesn\'t run the same way it does outside. It\'s probably been about 4 months, maybe since I first ventured in here. I\'ve been the mopboy for quite a while, too.