Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[uberdark]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
How bad could it get?
I mean anyone with enough intelligence to not only work a computer, but also get half the references and jokes on this forum.....
BREED AWAY!!
Idiots and Ignorant Uneducated masses are breeding out of control, and my tax dollars go to support them.
Why can\'t the intelligent people start breeding at the same rate? We\'ll start a program designed to breed the idiots out of existence.
After all, it isn\'t the intellectual socialites that are refusing to change the economical structure of Fossil Fuel use...It\'s the greedy and the ignorant.
I hate stupid ppl.:cussing:

i think the reason why we have not had so many children is because we have this amazing thing known as contraceptives. when used correctly we learn that you cannot get pregnant.

on top of it, \"smart\" people also understand that more mouths to feed, like 13 kids or such also means that it will stress the family with money.....unless of course your \"the donald\"....at which time you only have two cause you dont want more than 3 kids fighting over your vast inheritance as you grow old. unless of course you send them to an island a week before you die and have them fight to the death along with your wife......now that would be one heck of a prenup!

lol

 

[azcrwr]

Did you \"lurk\" for a while?? I have always considered myself quick when it comes to conversation...but I have a hard time here. Maybe it\'s the typing??? And I am normally not easily intimidated, but feel that way here! Think that will go with time????

 

[Undave]

With this place you just have to get your head round the main protagonists. Once you have them down the place doesn\'t seem quite as wierd lol

 

[uberdark]

i lurked for about 6 months then felt like i had stuff good enough to put up....then started by talking about a teacher who paints his testicles. although it sounds funny it was a wonderful thread to start out in, because i knew what i was talking about since i am a teacher and understand morality clauses a bit. anyhow the rest was history and here i am today with all these wonderful ppl.

have some fun, stick your foot in your mouth often and you will fit right in.

hehe

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
How bad could it get?
I mean anyone with enough intelligence to not only work a computer, but also get half the references and jokes on this forum.....
BREED AWAY!!
Idiots and Ignorant Uneducated masses are breeding out of control, and my tax dollars go to support them.
Why can\'t the intelligent people start breeding at the same rate? We\'ll start a program designed to breed the idiots out of existence.
After all, it isn\'t the intellectual socialites that are refusing to change the economical structure of Fossil Fuel use...It\'s the greedy and the ignorant.
I hate stupid ppl.:cussing:

i think the reason why we have not had so many children is because we have this amazing thing known as contraceptives. when used correctly we learn that you cannot get pregnant.

on top of it, \"smart\" people also understand that more mouths to feed, like 13 kids or such also means that it will stress the family with money.....unless of course your \"the donald\"....at which time you only have two cause you dont want more than 3 kids fighting over your vast inheritance as you grow old. unless of course you send them to an island a week before you die and have them fight to the death along with your wife......now that would be one heck of a prenup!

lol

From a family of 7 kids.......this was before contraceptives of any quality that worked at least 95%.....one had these to look forward to.

Once a year outings like to the Zoo because of $
Hand-me downs
Bunk beds
No vacations to expensive
Late to the dinner table meant the last of everything out of the pot.
learning math or how else were you to make sure everyone got equal shares of whatever
fast baths and getting use to you sibs coming in to use the john.
Chores
no allowances
teachers weeping when they learned there was more of you that they would have to deal with over the years

 

[Roger Bunting]

Sorry for the delay there in answering, Wen. I was trying to find my first post in the Freak Bar. It was only 18th August. I wasn\'t a freak yet. In terms of the whole site, I lurked a bit, asked a couple of questions, but I don\'t think I really started posting properly until about March this year or something. The pace gradually increased and here I am, on the first page of the people with the most posts.

 

[Undave]

I\'ve just been reviewing the previous incarnation of the Freakbar and it seems that I first crept in on my 250th post way back in July. Close on my heels was a presumptious rantipole-riding varlet named Bunting who proceeded to steal my thunder by posting every minute of the day and freaking way before I have

It seems like an age ago...


Keep reading and posting and soon you\'ll feel like you never want to leave.




Not that you can leave mind you... the Hotel California has nothing on this place

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Err, hello? It\'s my first time...in the freak bar, so be gentle with me.

Barkeep, could I have a wolfberry and guava smoothy please?

The piano stopped and all the conversations went dead lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

Yes, that was it. I had to look up rantipole-riding. lol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Undave

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Err, hello? It\'s my first time...in the freak bar, so be gentle with me.

Barkeep, could I have a wolfberry and guava smoothy please?

The piano stopped and all the conversations went dead lol

??? we have a piano?? when did we get a piano??

Bubba started the Bar.... and I moved in and started
redecorating, the rest is history

This is a home away from home....cue Cheers theme song......Chern Ann was handsomely bribed thanks to Dragonsreach, his team of counterfeiting hamsters and a printing press.

Now it’s up to everyone to add to the Bar Story.....make this place your own....... Fluffy keeps the vice police at bay

quick check on Undave’s current post count....... humming and rubbing hands in evil glee.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Having a look back for my first post, I noticed we\'ve forgotten about Tiddles and Clyde.

 

[Undave]

Awwww I think we intimidated Wen away. She doesn\'t want to play any more

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by azcrwr
Did you \"lurk\" for a while?? I have always considered myself quick when it comes to conversation...but I have a hard time here. Maybe it\'s the typing??? And I am normally not easily intimidated, but feel that way here! Think that will go with time????

Wen, it will go with time. You are as quick as the rest of \'em. You just aren\'t up on all the fluff (back story) yet and the lingo gets in the way too. When in doubt assume they\'re talking about sex. If you\'re wrong, it\'s funny, if you\'re right you look really smart.

 

[Undave]

BOOBIES!


Just thought I\'d burn one more before I went to bed

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
Awwww I think we intimidated Wen away. She doesn\'t want to play any more

She\'ll be back. Trust me. She\'s addicted to the place now. She was like this when she first started playing D&D. She sat there in stunned semi-silence for the whole first campaigne but once we got her talking......well, she\'s legendary. Makes me look like a newbie. And she spells far better than me, too!

 

[Sand Rat]

Tiddles perhaps but not Clyde - if you remember he was in one of the first posts here in the newly redecorated freak bar.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
How bad could it get?
I mean anyone with enough intelligence to not only work a computer, but also get half the references and jokes on this forum.....
BREED AWAY!!
Idiots and Ignorant Uneducated masses are breeding out of control, and my tax dollars go to support them.
Why can\'t the intelligent people start breeding at the same rate? We\'ll start a program designed to breed the idiots out of existence.
After all, it isn\'t the intellectual socialites that are refusing to change the economical structure of Fossil Fuel use...It\'s the greedy and the ignorant.
I hate stupid ppl.:cussing:

i think the reason why we have not had so many children is because we have this amazing thing known as contraceptives. when used correctly we learn that you cannot get pregnant.

on top of it, \"smart\" people also understand that more mouths to feed, like 13 kids or such also means that it will stress the family with money.....unless of course your \"the donald\"....at which time you only have two cause you dont want more than 3 kids fighting over your vast inheritance as you grow old. unless of course you send them to an island a week before you die and have them fight to the death along with your wife......now that would be one heck of a prenup!

lol

From a family of 7 kids.......this was before contraceptives of any quality that worked at least 95%.....one had these to look forward to.

Once a year outings like to the Zoo because of $
Hand-me downs
Bunk beds
No vacations to expensive
Late to the dinner table meant the last of everything out of the pot.
learning math or how else were you to make sure everyone got equal shares of whatever
fast baths and getting use to you sibs coming in to use the john.
Chores
no allowances
teachers weeping when they learned there was more of you that they would have to deal with over the years

Coming from a family of 5, with close cousins in the same generation making holidays more like a family of 20.

I didn\'t get allowance. I love hand me downs...but then It wasn\'t during a fad switch. And Having a bunk mate made the military a hell of a lot easier. I hated my bunkmate from the start...none of that trying to be friends crap!...LOL.
I did learn ALOT though.

Like at the age of 8 I started helping my Brother mow lawns and landscape yards.

Then I struck out on my own to shovel sidewalks, clean gutters, and in true entrepenuerial spirit started painted address numbers on curbs for $2 a pop.

I made $1750 by the time I was 10.

I haven\'t slowed down, but my 2 daughters were hidden from me, and the efforts of tracking them down has DRAINED my bank account.

I\'ve been successful in just about anything I do, but I think it\'s more determiniation that luck.

Anyway.
Contraception should be mandatory, and it should require a license to breed.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by Undave
BOOBIES!


Just thought I\'d burn one more before I went to bed

You burn a Boobie before bed? Ooh...I think I\'ll go back to lurking...

 

[airhead]

Last I saw Tiddles, he was in the CD room teasing the rocking chairs with his tail.

And I just burnt my fingers on the key machine. It is smokin\' red hot.

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by airhead
And I just burnt my fingers on the key machine. It is smokin\' red hot.

Oh dear, that doesn\'t bode well