Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[azcrwr]

OMG! Why doesn\'t he just do it?? My heart is pounding and I feel faint...Somebody catch me!

 

[Roger Bunting]

Here, Wen, I\'ll catch you!

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Those graphics are very flashy indeed.

I\'ve never posted a graphic before...cut me some slack

 

[wiccanpony]

yes Ms Post, Roger has been a \"troop\" but he needs a rest.... people are starting to notice the whip and spur marks, not to mention the dark circles under his eye.

What do you think of Undave\'spirate outfit......... red silk frilly pirate shirt open to the navel....tight leather pants with cut outs going up the sides and note the leather lacing in place of a zipper...shows off the “booty” quite well. I’m thinking of adding colorful beads to the braids in his hair.

of course this his formal wear, goes with the silver collar and leash..... mop boy duties require a lot less.....maybe just a smile and the beaded braids...hum what do you think? I know Albert will be well pleased.


:innocent:walking over and placing a napkin under Jesterz’s chin ........:drool: is so bad for a keyboard.

 

[Virgin 69]

Ms Pony, the girls in the virgin room are getting restless. We\'re waiting to sooth Roger when the new mop boy arrives. What\'s taking so long? :innocent:

 

[Roger Bunting]

I think someone\'s drugged Undave...

 

[JesterzUSMC]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmhhhhmmmmmmm.....................*snickt, Snort*......*blink, blink*...Did I miss it?

 

[Roger Bunting]

Nope; but I\'m looking forward to being soothed.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Goodnight all...

 

[Virgin 69]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I think someone\'s drugged Undave...

OOOO! How cute! Ms Pony? Can we have one as a pet please?

 

[Roger Bunting]

Hmm, I just noticed the cheeky bugger is hiding behind Toilet Beard.

 

[Toilet Beard]

Yarrr I wish the scurvey bugger would hurry up.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Technically, if you take into account the 4 posts from Toilet Beard, Undave has already freaked.

 

[Undave]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa




FREAK OUT!



:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

 

[Undave]

OK so give me the mop then....

No Roger give it to me...

You can let go now Roger

ROGER!

...
...

...tug...

thankyou...

Um why is the handle all wet and sticky?

.....

eww

 

[uberdark]

oooooohhhhhhhhhhh undave!!!!!!! i have a picture of you and two free hours this evening and a copy of photoshop that has your name allllllllll over it.


how do you like interspecies erotica with he-man?

 

[Undave]

I got my key! I got my key! Thankyou, thankyou Airhead!!!

My bladder feels like Vanessa Feltz in a size 8 corset!



*runs for the toilets*

*zip*



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

 

[Roger Bunting]

Now I can give you your present. remember that \"gift\" you left in my mop bucket? Weeeellll, I\'ve had it and the bucket bronzed for you. Here...

Now to go and get soothed by the virgins.

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by Undave
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa




FREAK OUT!



:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by uberdark
oooooohhhhhhhhhhh undave!!!!!!! i have a picture of you and two free hours this evening and a copy of photoshop that has your name allllllllll over it.


how do you like interspecies erotica with he-man?

OOH OOH I have fireworks...can I play too?