Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
So which were you talking about?
Old Boobies or fast Boobies?

Now I\'m just confused and I don\'t think I want an answer.

 

[Undave]

Old boobies are more erm... well... old?

Fast boobies are gone before you can really appreciate them.

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by Undave
Old boobies are more erm... well... old?

Fast boobies are gone before you can really appreciate them.

?? That\'s interesting but the context in which they are quick intrigues me more than anything.

 

[Undave]

I take it you\'ve never been the recipient of a quick flash?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I\'m a big fan of the sneak flash...

When they look left, look right, open and close, and then smile at you....and sometimes if you\'re lucky...they wink.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
I\'m a big fan of the sneak flash...

When they look left, look right, open and close, and then smile at you....and sometimes if you\'re lucky...they wink.

Winking boobies??? I guess that\'s as good a Saturday night\'s entertainment as any :beer:

 

[Undave]

I think Jester\'s been dreaming about Daemonettes again

Either that or there is some serious inbreeding where he is...

 

[JesterzUSMC]

No inbreeding...I\'m from the Midwest, not the \"Deep South\".

I meant the woman winking, not the boobies.

 

[Undave]

:bouncy::bouncy:

(that\'s bouncy bouncy btw)

 

[lizcam]

So what are mine? Old, bouncy, winky or fast?

Edit: Maybe I don\'t want to know.

 

[Roger Bunting]

We can\'t answer that without a picture, or better still, a video.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam
So what are mine? Old, bouncy, winky or fast?

Edit: Maybe I don\'t want to know.

Sounds like the new reindeer Santa\'s been recruiting this year lol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by lizcam
So what are mine? Old, bouncy, winky or fast?

Edit: Maybe I don\'t want to know.

Sounds like the new reindeer Santa\'s been recruiting this year lol

Roudolph\'s kids!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
No inbreeding...I\'m from the Midwest, not the \"Deep South\".

I meant the woman winking, not the boobies.

Gentlemen please be informed ..............big bouncy boobs are painful......tape a couple of melons to your chest and go jogging and see how you feel (not to mention having to rip the tape off afterwards.)lol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
No inbreeding...I\'m from the Midwest, not the \"Deep South\".

I meant the woman winking, not the boobies.

Gentlemen please be informed ..............big bouncy boobs are painful......tape a couple of melons to your chest and go jogging and see how you feel (not to mention having to rip the tape off afterwards.)lol

After running with those you need a nose job too!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

I think I\'m being hypnotized... zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Roger Bunting]

Oversized boobies look odd anyway. They look better when in a reasobable range of proportion to the rest of the body. I mean, we don\'t want a world full of Jordans do we?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Oversized boobies look odd anyway. They look better when in a reasobable range of proportion to the rest of the body. I mean, we don\'t want a world full of Jordans do we?

Erm... trick question or just plain irony? :duh:

 

[Roger Bunting]

No trick, I just don\'t like the woman.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
No trick, I just don\'t like the woman.

Who do you like Roger? :kiss: