Tales from the Freak Bar..3

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Undave

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I\'m fine thanks I\'ve still got my hazmat suit on from when Liz had her cold. I borrowed it off this nice Dr. Freeman chap. Shame about the colour but it does come in handy for disposing of the evidence after Billy has had one of his \"episodes\" in the urinals :eek:
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Undave
I\'m fine thanks I\'ve still got my hazmat suit on from when Liz had her cold. I borrowed it off this nice Dr. Freeman chap. Shame about the colour but it does come in handy for disposing of the evidence after Billy has had one of his \"episodes\" in the urinals :eek:
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I don\'t know what you\'re talking about :p

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Modderrhu

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Come on, that picture is a fake! First, there is a certain amount of urinal etiquette that prevents boys from peeing in adjacent urinals. Second, nobody ever looks at their neighbour\'s actions or equipment whilst taking a satisfying leak. And if that\'s not bad enough, the third thing is that you never, ever, ever smile at another bloke\'s tool or entertainment, like those two jokers on either side of him are doing.

It\'s just not cricket.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Come on, that picture is a fake! First, there is a certain amount of urinal etiquette that prevents boys from peeing in adjacent urinals. Second, nobody ever looks at their neighbour\'s actions or equipment whilst taking a satisfying leak. And if that\'s not bad enough, the third thing is that you never, ever, ever smile at another bloke\'s tool or entertainment, like those two jokers on either side of him are doing.

It\'s just not cricket.
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Well, his bails are covered at least.

I\'m a strong believer in the rules of the mensroom and was severly disturbed yesterday when I was engaged in conversation whilst \"in action\" by one of our directors. I had no choice but to zip and run, it was all too much for me :no:
 
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Roger Bunting

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I\'m beginning to suspect it was Billy who took a dump in the bath in our flat in the halls of residence during my first year at university. :no:
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
University of Lincolnshire and Humberside.

The thing is, that there was a toilet in the bathroom.
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It was dark and I couldn\'t find the light switch. Sorry! Still, it was good practice for your stint as mopboy :D
 
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Torn blue sky

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But you\'re also so full of s**t Billy lol lol
Seriously though, whhyyy?! ??? It\'s got to be infinately harder and more work to take a dump in the bath. They couldn\'t have been drunk, i\'m willing to bet they\'d fall in after it surely!
 
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Torn blue sky

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Curse the inter flat tension! We used to have another block opposite us. We all had balconies and bay windows see.
The lasses RIGHT across from us used to tease us withought mercy! Now THAT is inter flat tension! :eek:
Don\'t worry I eventually got my revenge lol Although I wouldn\'t fancy stooping as low as crapping in someones bath...eeewwww
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Torn blue sky
But you\'re also so full of s**t Billy lol lol
Seriously though, whhyyy?! ??? It\'s got to be infinately harder and more work to take a dump in the bath. They couldn\'t have been drunk, i\'m willing to bet they\'d fall in after it surely!
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You realise that if we carry on down this line of discussion someone is going to mention tubgirl then we\'ll all be sorry.


D\'oh!!!!!!
 
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lizcam

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Hmmm....

Um.......

Who\'s tub girl?

Edit! Never mind. Someone explained it. (Gee thanks Billy. I really didn\'t want to know that)
 
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